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Post by Mister Ham on Feb 21, 2016 16:03:59 GMT -5
Haha I will definitely bring this back!!! Spring Break starts next week and I'll try to get a new episode up  |
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Post by Mister Ham on Mar 2, 2016 12:00:46 GMT -5
I am starting right now, hopefully should be up by tonight!  |
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Post by Mister Ham on Mar 3, 2016 14:51:26 GMT -5
EPISODE 11
CRAZY FOR CARROTS!!
Debra and Mike: ingenuity, perseverance, discipline
Tia: leadership
Vic and Alice: knowledge, strength, heart, karma, a pet rabbit
Florence and Harold: trust, courage
Pieces left: friendship, luck, teamwork, commitment
the four teams are shown sitting outside the huts, none of them close to eachother
*tia shoots a dart out of a tube at Debra*
Debra: Is this actually allowed?
JD: Hey you HOOLIGANS
Vic: Hi!
Alice: Don’t forget to say hi to Miss Clarissa!
JD: Hi Miss Clarissa
Miss Clarissa (confessional): THAT’s more I like it
JD: as you all know last night red went a-packin
Florence: *starting to cry*
Debra: No way José, that is MY thing
Florence: Debra look. You have had no reason to cry this entire game. You haven’t had a reason to cry when anyone left because NO OTHER TEAM LIKED YOU
Debra: *starts crying*
Florence: And NONE of US WOULD CRY IF YOU LEFT EITHER
Miss Clarissa: I would!
Tia: Yeah no.
JD: ew no bullying
Florence: It’s not bullying she’s just a drama queen
Debra: I am a queen
Florence: yeah a STINKY one
*debra and florence wrestle and fight*
Jd: okay that is annoying so lets just read the letter. Vic?
Vic: Yes?
Jd: actually you bother me so I’ll let Alice read it!
Alice (confessional): I am at a third grade reading level, so I know I have this in the bag!
Dear teams,
Boy do we feel played. Tia we know we sent you but… like… not cool…
This may come as a surprise… but ORANGE and us were in an alliance
Harold: *gasps*
Florence: we have no idea what they’re talking about
Vic: uhhh we all knew
Mike: we saw you guys holding hands and spinning around in a circle
Harold: we do that with everyone
Vic: you were singing “roses are red, violets are blue, orange and red to the final 2”
Florence: lol
Harold: ;p
Alice: can I keep reading please?
Tia: sometime TODAY
We love you two and for that reason…
Like I said this will be a HUGE surprise…
We are giving our piece…….
to…….
ORANGE!
From, the subtle, secret, alliance-hiding masterminds of Endurance Awful…
RED (ace in your face and willy-whacky-willy ♥)
Florence: OMG A PIECE
JD: Orange for your subtle, super-secret alliance, you have earned the COMMITMENT piece. You guys were clearly COMMITTED to the Red team and that COMMITMENT won you the COMMITMENT piece.
Harold: I have fear of commitment!
Florence: AHHHH!!!!
*Florence screams so loud that Miss Clarissa gets startled and jumps out of Alice’s lap*
ALICE: MISS CLARISSA YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT
Miss Clarissa: NO. I am sick of being your OBJECT.
Alice: CLARISSA!
Miss Clarissa: It is MISS CLARISSA TO YOU. And I am DONE being the third wheel. JD. I want in.
Vic: What is going on
JD: In on what
Miss Clarissa: Make me my own team. Preferably pink.
JD: Hmm you drive a hard bargain
Mike: She didn’t bargain anything
JD: I do coincidentally have this small pink shirt perfectly fit for a bunny in my pocket. So Clarissa…
Miss Clarissa….
You ARE the new PINK team.
Alice: NO!!!!!!!
Debra *crying*: WHY CAN SHE BE PINK WHEN I LOOK LIKE A DIRTY PENNY IN BROWN
JD: oh hush just meet me at the mission
at the mission there are 5 lanes for each team, with a bowl of carrots at the end
JD: welcome to your next mission, AND POSSIBLY YOUR LAST!
Debra *crying*: NO WAY
JD: Today’s mission is called, Crazy for Carrots
Miss Clarissa: mmmmmmm my favorite
JD: in this mission you are battling you the TEAMWORK piece, and an important TWIST.
You will need to eat this WHOLE plate of carrots on the other side of your lane. You can only go one at a time until every last carrot is finished.
Vic: Isn’t this a little stacked… We’re competing against a RABBIT.
JD: Are you saying she has it too hard on her because she’s just an animal?!
Vic: NO as a rabbit all she eats is-
JD: OKAY so since Vic says Miss Clarissa is not a “real person” she has 2 less carrots to eat than anyone else
Miss Clarissa: !!
JD: Remember a lot is at stake… Ready…
Florence: mmm a steak
JD: Set…
Harold: mmmm a set
JD: GO!!!
JD: Right out of the gate sprint Tia and Miss Clarissa towards them carrots!!
Harold: ladies first!
Florence: age before beauty!
Harold: YOU are older
Florence: ugh but I’m also PRETTIER!
*Tia is shown stuffing three carrots into her mouth*
Vic: what?! only one at a time!!!
Tia (spits fire at Vic and roars in a low voice): DO NOT TEST ME
JD: Right now every team is off to a good start, except for Orange who are still both at the starting line
Florence: Flo says go!
Harold: Okay I guess we have waited long enough
*Tia is in the lead and comes back*
Tia (confessional): I have such a big target on my back and it’s not just because I haven’t been working out!
*Tia stuffs four carrots into her mouth again, JD is clearly not paying attention*
JD: By the looks of it Blue has a commanding lead after only one minute, great job!
Vic: she is cheating!!!
Alice: cheater cheater triple carrot eater!
JD: wait there’s no way you could have done it that fast TIA. BLUE IS OUT FOR CHEATING. Tia you are a bad bad girl!
Tia: You will pay… you will all pay…..
Alice: Good luck, I’m broke!
JD: Right now Gray is in the lead with only 4 carrots left, Pink and Orange both have 5, and Brown has 12.
Mike: 12?!?! Debra have you been eating any?!
Debra: *crying* I HATE CARROTS
Mike (confessional): I’m starting to realize Debra is no help. Also that Vic and I are the only ones with an IQ over 20.
Alice: Miss Clarissa I give you one last chance to come back to me! You can help lead Gray back to victory!
Miss Clarissa: It is so liberating being my own person in this cruel world. Not a chance.
Alice: *choking on tears while trying to sing* BABY ITS YOUUU, YOU’RE THE ONE I WANT, YOU’RE THE ONE I NEED
Miss Clarissa: Cut the Beyonce and get out of my face!
JD: As it appears Alice is distracted, Orange has now moved into first!
Florence: I loveeeee the color orange, gimme them carrots!
Harold: Tru that!
Vic: Alice turn around and just let me go, I can’t trust you!
Alice: I’m not giving up til my bunny comes back to momma!
JD: And coming towards the finish line the winner is…….
THE ORANGE TEAM! Congratulations Florence and Harry!
Harold: It’s Harold.
JD: Great job Orange! You won this teamwork piece. Now you must choose which TWIST you would like. You can either send two teams to the temple of fate…
Harold: meh
JD: or this SOFT SERVE VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE TWIST!
Vic: wait why is that a twist
JD: it’s a TWIST ice cream u bozo
Vic: how are those even considered equal prizes
JD: how dare you diss my prizes
Florence: can we have both please?
Harold: yeah Jd pleaseeeeeeeee *does puppy dog eyes*
Miss Clarissa: Yeah plssssssss
JD: Okay you scamps here are both because you asked so nicely and said please. That’s the magic word!
Florence (confessional): That’s a little trick I learned in Italy. Florence to be exact.
The Brown and Gray teams are shown talking in the cabins
Mike: Debra if you didn’t cause drama earlier we’d probably be safe
Debra: *crying* why do you think we are going?!
Mike: Remember how we said Orange isn’t that good at keeping secrets?
Outside we see Miss Clarissa talking to Florence and Harold
Miss Clarissa: Florence you are named after a city in Italy?
Florence: You are so cultured! There’s no way we can send you to temple, right Harold?
Harold: Not a chance!
Florence (confessional): Pink is spreading into our alliance like pink eye!
Harold: ew
Florence: THIS IS MY PRIVATE CONFESSIONAL GET OUT!
Debra: … SO THERE’S A ⅔ CHANCE WE ARE GOING UP TO TEMPLE?
Alice: I hope they don’t send up Miss Clarissa
Vic: Shouldn’t you be more worried about our team?
Alice: NO
JD: Okay Orange who is it going to be
Florence: Well we were thinking really hard
Harold: no we weren’t we want to send blue and brown
Jd: are you sure not gray?
Florence: why do you ask?
Jd: no reason
Vic: :/
Jd: okay meet me at the temple!
at the temple we see tia walk in with a harthingy and one piece, and then mike followed by a sobbing debra
JD: Okay so since you’ve both be-
Debra: *crying* I’M NOT READY TO GO
JD: I’m ready for you to! Okay choose your first element!
Tia: fire like my soul
Debra: *crying* I HAVE NO IDEA JUST TAKE THIS JD
JD: okay assuming that your tears are all over this i’ll assume you meant to write water…. can the dominant element rise already?
Blue: fire
Brown: water
JD: Debra your tear ducts chose right! one more round and you head back to make the final four
*tia shoots another dart at Debra and just misses*
Debra: I am so happy to get away from you
JD: okay hooligans lets see round 2!
Mike: ok she thinks we’ll probably go water again cuz you always cry so just pretend
Debra: oh ok….. BOO HOO I’M SO UPSET I HATE EVERYTHING
JD: okay lets see them elements!
Blue: water
Brown: fire
Tia: yeah i’m not that stupid
JD: good job Tia, whoever wins this next round heads back!
Mike: okay Debra lets keep it simple
Debra: ok
Mike: what element looks like our team color
Debra: hmm…..
Mike:....
Debra:....
JD:guys i need an element
Debra: uhhhh… mmmm. fire?
Mike: NO. FIRE IS ORANGE. WHAT IS BROWN?
Debra (confessional): where is that pesky cheat code
Debra: okay done *hands element to JD*
Mike: WHY DID YOU WRITE WATER
JD: okay thank you tia… lets see…
Debra: SINCE WHEN IS WATER NOT BROWN
JD: the dominant element…
Mike: ALWAYS!
JD: rise…
Debra: OH NO
JD: now…
Blue: Fire
Brown: Water
Mike: DEBRA YOU IDIO… WHAT?
Debra: *crying* WE WON?!
JD: Tia you played a great game but honestly you’re a psycho so you need to leave right now
*tia breaths fire at JD and debra and is escorted out by two bodyguards*
JD: well uh…. congrats Brown you are in the final four! head back to the cabins!
Mike: thanks JD!
*Mike and Debra walk back through the woods*
Mike: We’re back!!!
Vic: We’re safe!
Debra: No more worrying about getting shanked or pierced by darts!
*in the back over Mike’s shoulder, we see two yellow eyes glow in the dark. the camera zooms in and we see… it’s… Tia…*
End of episode!
Debra and Mike: ingenuity, perseverance, discipline
Tia: leadership
Vic and Alice: knowledge, strength, heart, karma
Florence and Harold: trust, courage, teamwork, commitment
Miss Clarissa:
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Post by Cruise meerkat Youssy on Mar 3, 2016 15:35:07 GMT -5
MISS CLARISSA OMFG
"I have a fear of commitment" CRYING
"Florence to be exact" DECEASED
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Post by Mister Ham on Aug 27, 2016 9:13:13 GMT -5
EPISODE 12 Diggin’ for Gold
Debra and Mike: ingenuity, perseverance, discipline
Vic and Alice: knowledge, strength, heart, karma
Florence and Harold: trust, courage, teamwork, commitment
Miss Clarissa:
Pieces left: friendship, luck, teamwork
The teams are sitting in a circle
JD: Good morning!
Florence: Ciao!
JD: So last night we lost the blue team!
Debra *crying*: I AM SO THANKFUL
JD: No like we literally lost the blue team
Debra: ? ? ?
JD: Tia escaped from her chamber and is said to be on the loose so uhhhhhh just watch out
Debra: …
JD: Apparently she’s equipped with a bow and arrow too…
Debra: ?!?
JD: Anyways that’s not important! Let’s read the letter Tia left. Debra, since you two were best friends, I’ll let you read it!
Debra: Uh… Sure…
Dear Foes,
Karma is coming for ya. You are all slimy little skeeze-balls who lack the intellectual capacity to dominate this game. I am going to leave my piece to the only team that even stands a chance so…
Miss Clarissa, do me proud.
PS Debra, I’m watching you as you read this right now.
*Debra looks up from the paper and sees just Tia’s head staring at her from above the water*
JD: What a perfectly normal letter! Congrats Miss Clarissa!
Florence: What the heck why didn’t we win it…
Mike: You sent her up like multiple times
Florence: Okay
Mike: And switched her team
Florence: Okay
Mike: …
Florence: I’m hungry
JD: Well I hope you are all hungry for VICTORY. Because today’s Endurance mission will test your brains and TEAMWORK.
Miss Clarissa: Welp
Alice: YOU CHOSE THIS
JD: Today I will ask you questions about this season. If you are right, you move up a level. Once you have got 5 questions right you move on to the final section called DIGING FOR GOLD.
Harold: I caught Florence doing that last night
Florence: HAROLD
JD: Yeah I’m not talking about boogers
Alice: Ew you are gross Flo!
Alice *confessional*: If I win Orange is getting the Samadhi. They are nose pickers!!!
JD: Oh yea the winner also gets the Samadhi. So just dig through the sand pit and bring me the piece. Then you win both! Ready to start?
Miss Clarissa *confessional*: I missed half the season so uh…. We’ll see how it goes.
JD: Okay first question… Who was the first team eliminated?
Alice: Red!
Vic: They left like two days ago! It was definitely Yellow.
JD: Okay, show your answers!
Orange: Blue
Pink: Green
Gray: Yellow
Brown: Yellow
JD: The correct answer is Yellow! Gray and Brown move up.
Debra: Yay Mike!
JD: Orange…. Blue left literally last night
Florence: Really?
JD: We just read their letter
Harold: Doesn’t ring a bell
JD: This is gonna be a long challenge…
JD: Okay name one person eliminated in the Right to Stay…
Miss Clarissa: HOW CAN I KNOW THESE
JD: Okay reveal!
Orange: Tiffany
Pink: Mya
Gray: Erica
Brown: Karlie
JD: Pink and Brown are both correct! Move forward a space.
Miss Clarissa: I literally guessed
JD: Next, name a piece I haven’t gave out yet
Orange: Trust
Pink: Teamwork
Gray: Teamwork
Brown: Teamwork
JD: Orange you OWN THE TRUST PIECE
Florence *confessional*: ):
JD: Everyone else was right. Brown needs only two more to move on, and Gray and Pink both need 3.
JD: Name an element at temple
Vic: Really…
JD: This is the toughest one yet! How did you do?
Orange: Fire
Pink: Water
Gray: Wood
Brown: Wood
JD: WOW all 4 were right??!?!?! Astounding! Next question!
Vic *confessional*: Seriously what is wrong with JD this season
JD: Okay if brown gets this they move on to the final part of the challenge! I’ll give you guys an easier one. What temperature was it in Episode 10?
Florence: Oh I remember this one!
JD: Reveal!
Orange: A balmy 75 degrees
Pink: 75 degrees
Gray: 90 degrees
Brown: 50 degrees
JD: Great job Orange and Pink, move ahead!
Harold: Easy peasy
JD: Okay if Pink or Brown gets this right, they move on to the final section!
Miss Clarissa *confessional*: I’m so close to the finals, I can TASTE it.
JD: Okay… What number challenge is this???
Orange: 52
Pink: 11
Gray: 8
Brown: 11
JD: Okay Brown and Pink you are both right! GO GO GO!
Harold: We’re not on challenge 52?
JD: … no
Harold: It feels like we’ve been here FOREVER
JD: okay sure next question
Debra and Mike are shown digging through the sand
Debra: It’s kind of like the movie Holes!
Mike: Shut up Stanley Yelnats
Debra *crying*: LOVE ME
Miss Clarissa dives straight into the sand and disappears
JD: Hope she’s doing okay! Okay what island are we on
Vic: You’ve never told us
Alice: Can you tell us now?
JD: If Vic wasn’t here I would
Orange: China
Gray: Antarctica
JD: Yeah no neither of those are right
Vic: WHERE ARE WE
JD: How’s it going over there Brown and Pink?
Debra *confessional*: I DON’T SEE MISS CLARISSA AND I’M GETTING NERVOUS
JD: Next question, what does JD stand for?
Orange: Jennifer Darlene
Gray: Jason Dean
JD: Nope
Miss Clarissa *confessional*: As I’m burrowing through the sand I finally see it… But the second I grab onto it…
Debra: I’VE GOT IT MIKE!
Miss Clarissa *confessional*: Debra is right there
Mike: I’M COMIN DEBBY
Mike jumps into the sand pile
JD: This will be a fight to the finish!! First team to bring me the piece wins!
Gray and Orange wait patiently…
Alice: Come on Miss Clarissa!!!
Vic: No Alice, we want Brown to win this…
And the first team to pop out of the sand pile is…
BROWN!
Debra and Mike run over to JD
Debra: we won!! We needed this so bad!
Mike: Great job Deb Deb!
JD: Okay but where is the piece?
Mike: What? Debra you said you grabbed the piece
Debra *crying*: I THOUGHT I JUST HAD TO TOUCH IT!
Mike: If you don’t have it then…
Miss Clarissa: That’s right peasants
Everyone looks down and sees a bunny with a pyramid piece at its feet
JD: Wow well I’ll be! PINK WINS THE CHALLENGE!
Alice: Yay Clarissa!!!
Mike *confessional*: This is starting to get old
JD: Pink you got your second piece of the day! Good job! You’ll give a team the Samadhi later
At the huts Pink is talking to Orange
Miss Clarissa: You guys are safe, you’ve always had my back
Florence: We could never harm a little bunny! That wouldn’t be funny!
Harold: That’s something we wouldn’t do, believe us our words are true!
Miss Clarissa: One more rhyme and I might change my mind
Florence: That would be a pity, I’d feel very-
Harold: Can it Flo
Florence: Italy
Alice and Vic are talking together
Alice: If you were nice to Miss Clarissa we wouldn’t be getting the Samadhi
Vic: I’m sorry I should trust you more
Alice: We need to win tomorrow
JD: Okay so who is it going to be Pink?
Miss Clarissa: Well I need to take out a team that is a threat to me. So I’m sorry but that team is…
BROWN.
Debra *starts crying*
JD: Ok Brown we will open up that next episode because who knows when Mitch will write the next one
Mike: Tru tho
JD: Everyone else GOOD NIGHT
Alice: *hugs Miss Clarissa* THANK YOU BBY
Miss Clarissa *confessional*: Orange wouldn’t send me and now Gray wont send me. You’ll see these floppy ears in the final three.
END OF EPISODE
Debra and Mike: ingenuity, perseverance, discipline
Vic and Alice: knowledge, strength, heart, karma
Florence and Harold: trust, courage, teamwork, commitment
Miss Clarissa: leadership, teamwork |
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Post by kwdrewfan on Aug 28, 2016 10:45:23 GMT -5
I finally got all caught up on this series!!! Haha. Brown is having a rough time lately, but they somehow manage to stay afloat! They're my favorite team, too, and Gray would be second.
Also shout-out to Holes aka a timeless classic masterpiece
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Post by theacf12 on Aug 29, 2016 23:10:38 GMT -5
BAHAHAHAHA I LOST IT AT A BALMY 75 DEGREES
I CAME BACK 2 DAYS AFTER U POSTED THIS I LOVE IT
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Post by amplify26 on Aug 31, 2016 0:48:55 GMT -5
I finally got all caught up on this series!!! Haha. Brown is having a rough time lately, but they somehow manage to stay afloat! They're my favorite team, too, and Gray would be second. Also shout-out to Holes aka a timeless classic masterpiece I know, right? Holes is one of my favorite books and movies of all time! Honestly, I like Orange a lot. Maybe it's because they're dominant, maybe because of Florence, I don't know. But all the contestants are quite funny! And this... "Karma is coming for ya. You are all slimy little skeeze-balls who lack the intellectual capacity to dominate this game. I am going to leave my piece to the only team that even stands a chance so… Miss Clarissa, do me proud. PS Debra, I’m watching you as you read this right now. " Makes "dear everybody except Mike and Keetin" look like a love letter in comparison. And Mitch might need to create time cards for whenever a long period of time occurs, like his writing. But good work! |
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Post by Mister Ham on Sept 2, 2016 22:51:49 GMT -5
Thank you all so much! Really appreciate you guys following up on it even though I haven't been the most consistent.
**Hoping** that since I have a less busy semester this year that I'll be able to write an episode every few weeks. So no promises but I really want to finish the series by 2017 (consider it a 2016 resolution haha)
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Post by theacf12 on Feb 9, 2017 19:54:03 GMT -5
I need more episodes! I just reread all of them and I am in tears omfff
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Post by Mister Ham on Feb 17, 2017 13:14:09 GMT -5
I'm TRASH I am so sorry!! I have this next week completely off bc it's President's Week so I will get er done!!!
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Post by Mister Ham on Jun 1, 2017 11:36:21 GMT -5
~Four teams have been battling to be the Endurance champion since literally August 2011~     The challenges have been odd, the twists have been lackluster, but most of all... the game has been awful. Tune in tomorrow for the temple mission that will decide the final 3! Unless I forget to write an episode for another year again which is totally likely |
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Post by theacf12 on Jun 1, 2017 21:40:16 GMT -5
PLEASE COME THROUGH 6 YEARS IN THIS MAKING I AM LIVING FOR THIS
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Post by Cruise meerkat Youssy on Jun 1, 2017 23:07:48 GMT -5
WHY DEBRA LOOK LIKE THAT
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Post by Mister Ham on Jun 3, 2017 9:27:28 GMT -5
EPISODE 13 ONE POUND
Debra and Mike: ingenuity, perseverance, discipline
Vic and Alice: knowledge, strength, heart, karma
Florence and Harold: trust, courage, teamwork, commitment
Miss Clarissa: leadership, teamwork
Pieces left: friendship, luck
JD: Hey
Everyone: Hey
JD: OK lets go to the mission
everyone arrives at the beach and there is just random junk all over the sand
Flo: What a DUMP lol
Harold: yeah what is this the local DUMP? LOL
JD: you get bored when there is a year between each episode
Harold: ok
JD: So someone who maybe valued INGENUITY would see this as an opportunity for a mission, RIGHT?
Harold: Probably not
Flo: Looks like trash
JD: Maybe to you guys, but brown, you have the INGENUITY piece, what do YOU think? 
Mike: Garbage
Debra: Ya
JD: WHATEVER if you guys don't want to play my mission then LEAVE
Miss Clarissa: Why is there a garbage truck
JD: OK here is the mission. We are leaving this island in a little once the game is over and basically there's a lot of trash that i dont want to pick up so u guys are going to. EACH TEAM has a scale weighing 100 pounds. Once you load up 100 pounds the scale will drop and the flag will raise.
Vic: Ok but why is there a garbage truck
JD: after the mission you guys will put all the trash on the trunk lol thanks!!!
Alice: Is that all?
JD: BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE. The last team to finish goes straight to temple. We want as much trash picked up as possible!
Debra: BUT WE HAVE THE SAMADHI?!?
JD: Dont be a shady brat and maybe you wont get it next time!
JD: ok so the winner sends one team DEAL? Brown lets crack open that samadhi
*a bunch of coins fall out*
Mike: well i counted it all up and it adds up to 100 cents
jd: Well yes but these are BRITISH coins. Who knows what the unit of currency is in Britain?
harold: the dollar
alice: the rupee
flo: in ITALY we use the EURO!
Vic: it's the pound, yikes take a basic history course
JD: That is CORRECT. Even a moron like Vic could figure it out. So 100 cents equals a dollar or in Britain, 1 POUND.
Debra: So all we have is a 1 pound disadvantage.
JD: that's a lot...
Debra: the other teams have to get 100 and we have to get 101?
JD: Yeah
Debra:.... okay
Miss Clarissa: ?@!@#/#
JD: Little did Brown no it might make all the difference...
Debra: this isnt a confessional i'm right here
JD: Okay everyone ready?!?!!? GO!!!!
the teams all run out and start grabbing items
JD: it looks like orange is grabbing tiny sea shells...
Flo: this once is pretty!
harold: mine is HANDSOME
JD: yikes
gray and brown take the initial lead, Vic is shown carrying a sink. alice is carrying a handful of sand
Alice: Every handful counts!
Vic (confessional): The first thing I am doing when this game is over is blocking her on every form of social media
JD: Miss Clarissa is struggling!
Miss Clarissa: The scale is 3 feet in the air
JD: Think about INGENUITY! WWBD?
Miss Clarissa: Come again?
JD: You know... What would BROWN do??
Miss Clarissa: Well if i was Debra I'd probably just start crying
Debra: HEY
JD: Okay lets look at the report currently
Brown: 45/101
Gray: 44/100
Orange: 12/100
Pink: 3/100
JD: Brown and Gray both need 56 pounds to finish! Orange and Pink are a little behind
Harold: Alice can you start filling up mine?
Alice: I'm sure I could give you a handful of sand
JD: Vic why don't you jump on the scale, you're trash!
Vic: I'm being bullied by a 50 year old...
Alice: Wait no lets do it
Vic:...
Alice: You're trash and if you jump on there you will win, you're over 100 pounds
Vic: I'm not going up there
Alice: too bad
*Alice picks up Vic and throws him onto the scale*
*Gray's scale falls to the ground and the flag shoots up*
JD: GRAY team wins the mission!!!
Alice: WE DID IT!
Vic: .........
Flo: thank goodness its over i need a nap
*florence burrows in the sand*
JD: Ok keep going!! Remember last place goes to temple
Florence: Omg i totally forgot
Harold: will u just choose one? is it flo or florence?
Flo: !!!
HarolD: How did you just say explanation points
JD: Here are the standings
Brown: 67/101
Orange: 33/100
Pink: 28/100
JD: wait what are you doing...
*Harold and Florence swim into the sea and pull out a walrus, they drag it across the sand*
JD: there's no way
Florence: I want to name him Wally!
Harold: Okay Wally, jump up on the scale!
Wally: what the hamburglar?
Harold: We'll give you a carrot!
Wally: ew vegetables
Florence: I'll tell you my dirty little secret!
Harold: Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret...
*Wally jumps up on scale and the scale lowers*
JD: Orange team is finished!!
Wally: Ok what was the secret
Flo: I haven;t washed my hands yet this season! or bathed!
Wally: you're icky!
*Wally flees back into the sea*
JD: Okay both teams are getting close! it may come down to the last POUND!
Debra: can it
Brown: 92/100
Pink: 87/100
Miss Clarissa (Confessional): get ready boys
JD: WOW! Miss Clarissa is really making up some ground!
*Miss Clarissa throws three coconuts in hers*
*Debra begins filling up the scale with her tears*
JD: The winner is............
PINK!: 100/100
Brown: 100.76/101
Mike: You're actually joking
JD: I warned you
Debra *sobbing*: NOOOOOO
JD: okay Brown we will see you at temple but who will be joining??? Gray we will see u for your decision soon
*Gray and Brown are talking*
Vic: We need to think about who we can beat in the end
Alice: You won't TOUCH Miss Clarissa!
Mike: Honestly... Orange is so inconsistent. Pink is the bigger threat
Debra: But when Orange puts their mind to something they really win.
Amber: I have a crush on JD...
Mike: THERE IS NO AMBER IN THIS SEASON
Amber: ok
Alice: I wish i was in wonderland right now
Vic: I wish you were too
JD: Okay who is going to temple...
alice: we are sorry orange but...
vic: BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH US A FEW MORE DAYS BECAUSE WE ARE SENDING PINK
Alice: THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL
MISS CLARISSA: HOW DARE YOU
Harold: I think your caps lock is stuck
JD: lol
JD: ok see u at temple bbys! ttys!
at the temple...
JD: Pink welcome to your first time at the temple. Brown welcome back. You know the drill!
Miss Clarissa: I have no idea what is going on
JD: Okay choose an element
Brown: Wood
Pink: Fire
Miss Clarissa: JK i do know what's going on lol
Debra: *crying* liar
Miss Clarissa: Are you calling me a liar???
Debra: I ain't calling you a truther!!
JD: Okay one more win and pink goes back!
Mike: Debra I know I haven't said barely anything all season but if this is the last round I just want you to know...
Debra: *crying* yes Mike?
Mike: I've been using your toothbrush all season
Debra: oh
JD: lets see some elements!
Brown: Fire
Pink: Wood
Miss Clarissa: tartar sauce
JD: BROWN ties it up! one more round for either team and they go back
Debra: An aura is telling me to choose water
Mike: An aura is telling me you're insane
Debra: that was uncalled for
JD: okay for the last time today... lets see those elements...!!
Brown: Fire
Pink: Wood
Mike: Ya i knew it
Debra: *crying* WE DID IT!!!
JD: Miss Clarissa I'm sorry but it is time for you to go. thanks for playing!
Miss Clarissa: The pleasure was all mine... Brown... best wishes.
JD: Brown you just punched your ticket to the final 3. will i see u up here next week?
Mike: Not a chance!
JD: I probably will you guys are very inconsistent at challenges
Debra: :/
JD: ok congrats and goodnight!
Orange and Gray are sitting around the fire while Harold is poorly playing the banjo
Vic: I should have sent up Orange
OUT OF THE WOODS COMES THE WINNING TEAM
Debra: Guess who is back!?
*Debra trips over a log and falls flat on her face*
*Debra starts crying*
Vic: Yes, congrats brown!!
Alice starts crying
Alice (confessional): she was the only true friend i had
Flo (confessional): I wanted pink to win because i dont remember the names of either of the brown team people
Mike: I know what will cheer us up... GANGNAM STYLE
Florence: 오빤 강남스타일 강남스타일
낮에는 따사로운 인간적인 여자
커피 한잔의 여유를 아는 품격 있는 여자
밤이 오면 심장이 뜨거워지는 여자
그런 반전 있는 여자
Harold: You are a woman of many talents
Florence: I don't even speak korean!
Harold (confesional): I think I'm starting to fall in love
OK END OF EPISODE
Debra and Mike: ingenuity, perseverance, discipline
Vic and Alice: knowledge, strength, heart, karma
Florence and Harold: trust, courage, teamwork, commitment
Miss Clarissa: leadership, teamwork
Next episode.... THINGS happen! Stay tuned! |
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Post by theacf12 on Jun 3, 2017 11:58:22 GMT -5
Water puts out the fire, didn't Pink win the 3rd round and Brown should be going home?
THIS WAS SO FUNNY THO LMAO
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