Endurance: Awful

[Mister Ham]

So I am going to write an awful Endurance series.
The characters will be dumb, the challenges will be lame, and it will be awful.
But hopefully you find a little humor in it, that's my goal ;D

Cast List:

BOYS:
Ace
Erik
Harold
Jeff
Karl
Mike
Paul
Simon
Vic
Walter

GIRLS:
Alice
Dee
Debra
Florence
Judy
Karlie
Mya
Nancy
Tia
Whilimina

[Mister Ham]

JD: Hi I am JD welcome to Endurance.

Ace: I am Ace.

Alice: Hi I am Alice.

JD: This season will be very hard.

Erik: Hey I'm Erik.

Dee: It's Dee.

JD: You have to get every piece to win.

Harold: Harold.

Debra: I'm Debra.

JD: And win challenges.

Jeff: I am Jeff.

Florence: I am Florence I think I will win because I speak my mind and I know the game much well.

JD: Don't forget about the temple.

Karl: Hi I am Karl and I am 14.

Judy: Hey it's Judes.

JD: If you lose temple you will go home.

Mike: Ay its Mike.

Karlie: Hiya it's Karlie.

JD: Some will win.

Paul: I'm Paul and I really want to win very much.

Mya: Hi there it is Mya.

JD: Most will lose.

Simon: This is Simon.

Nancy: My name is Nancy not Nicey lol.

JD: But in the end...

Vic: Yup it is Vic.

Tia: Mia namea isa Tia lol.

JD: Only one will win.

Walter: I'm 15, Walter.

Whilimina: Hey. It's Whily-whacky-willy lol.

JD: Ok time to start.

*Everyone walks towards JD*

JD: Hi this is Endurance welcome!

All: Hi!

JD: You have to get every piece to win!

Dee {Confessional}: When he said every piece I was shocked because that means a lot of pieces.

JD: See that, that is the temple. If you lose you go home.

Paul {Confessional}: I am really scared to go to temple. I am so shocked I could go home I want to stay I don't want to go.

JD: Today you have a right to stay. 4 of you will go for good.

All: Ahh!

JD: I know. Let's get to know each other first. Go to your huts bye.

*Everyone goes to huts*

All: Ooh. Aah.

Tia {Confessional}: Omg they are so nice I love them I dont want to go home please.

Ace: Hi I am Ace.

Whilimina: Hi Ace I want to be your partner.

Harold: What about challenge?

Ace: I know I will be safe.

Paul: Me too.

Debra: I am so scared.

Nancy: I am too. Hug me.

Debra: K.

JD: Hi guys lets go to the challenge.

*Go to challenge*

JD: Here is your challenge you hold onto a bar over the water. First two guys and girls to fall are out.

Alice {Confessional}: I can't let go. No way.

JD: Guys will go first. Get out there.

*Guys go out*

WILL BE CONTINUED.

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

LOL IDK WHY BUT I WAS LIKE LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

[amplify26]

So bad it's funny (in a good way)! Keep doing more episodes!

[Mister Ham]

EPISODE 2: Can you not

Everyone is shown by beach

JD: Ready for challenge?

All: No

JD: Now?

All: K

JD: Yeah so there's a bar

*everyone leans in*

JD: But if you let go you will go home

*Debra starts crying*

JD: can you not

Debra: sry

JD: Anyways ladies first

*girls go to bar, bar raises*

JD: GO!

*karlie lets go*

JD: Karlie is the first girl eliminated

Karlie {Confessional}: Oops i thought he meant like go in the water haha

JD: Next girl to fall is out for good

Nancy: Don't look at me

Whilimena: Hey girls you're doing good

Ace: Go William!

Whilimena: It's Whily-whacky-willy lol.

JD: Every1 is doing great but who will let go

*Mya falls in*

JD: K the rest of you are safe good job

All girls: yay

Mya {Confessional}: It was getting hot the water felt good lol

JD: Guys it's your turn

Tia: You're*

JD: no.

dfgfdgd

JD: GO

Whilimena: Go Ace win so we can be partners

George: Thanks

JD: Wait there's no George

Erik: this is too easy

Harold: word

Vic: yeah

JD: Okay let's put the bar higher

Simon: No thanks

*Simon falls in*

JD: 9 guys left only 8 will stay

Simon {Confessional}: I tried my best what else do you want

Walter: Will someone let go please?

Paul: Erik if you let go I'll make an alliance with you

Erik: ok

*Erik falls in*

JD: Congrats you 8 are safe

Erik {Confessional}: I might have fell in but at least i'm in an alliance. what... what do you mean pack your bags..get your grimy hands off of me

JD: Tomorrow we pick partners WeeEEEE

Dee: Yay

NEXT TIME ON ENDURANCE AWFUL

- partners
- colors?
- drama
- love
- shark attack

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

LITERALLY THIS HAS ME CRACKING UP OMFG. THE CONFESSIONALS ARE THE BEST I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE

[Mister Ham]

thank you Bryan xD I promise I will post a lot more when we are on Christmas break, this semester has just been really busy

[Mister Ham]

OK I die every time I read and write these too so why stop lmao

EPISODE 3: PARTNERS SMARTNERS
*endurance theme starts*
*endurance theme ends*
JD: Hi
Everyone: Yo
JD: As you know some people went home
*Debra starts crying*
JD: For petes sake shut up
Tia: lol
JD: Now you guys should chat about partners you might just get one
*everyone chats*
Jeff: I want Debra
Vic: I want Debra
Harold: Debra
*Debra starts crying*
Debra {confessional}: I don’t want all this stress why am I so popular
Vic {confessional}: Debra is just really mature and maturity is important in this game. I need her for partner
Whilimina: I want Ace
Ace: who are you
Paul: Hello
JD: Hi it is time for the challenge. I am thinking of a number and whoever is the closest gets to pick their partner and the next team then they get to pick one ya pickin up what I’m putting down GO
Ace 4
Harold 11
Jeff 123
Karl 4
Mike 5
Paul 71
Vic 0
Walter 2
Alice R
Dee
Debra lol
Florence 899
Judy .333
Nancy 4
Tia 44
Whilimina ?
JD: The correct number is……!! .,.. 942. Congrats Florence
Florence {Confessional}: Lmao
JD: so who do you want
Florence: Gimme Harold
Harold {Confessional}: ugh r u kidding me
JD: Who is the next team?
Florence: Paul and Dee
Dee {Confessional}: Paul is sneaky remember wut he did to Erik lmao
Paul: Hey
JD: Who is the next team
Dee: Jeff and JUdes
Judes {Confessional}: Holla
JD: Well who’s next we don’t have all day
Judes: Jeff said vic
Vic: Can I have nancy?
Nancy: no
JD: no
Judes: did you say Alice
JD: Vic and alice k who’s next
Vic (Confessional}: fak
Alice: walter hello how are you
JD: hi challenge
Alice: Ace and Bill
JD:
Alice:
Whilimina: It’s whily-whacky-willy lol
Ace {confessional}: she is too cute
JD: only three left
Debra: *crying* i don’t want to be eliminated
JD: what no one is
Debra: oh
Ace: tia and walter play nice
Tia: Mia tamea isa tia
Walter {confessional}: not this psycho
Tia: ok so karl and nancy and mike and debra
Debra (Confessional): why does everyone hate me
JD: ok now who wants a color
Mike: me
JD: okay you get brown
Debra: i haTE BROWN
JD: cry about.. oh yeah
Debra [confeESonal]: I LOOK LIKE A WALKING TERD
JD: you get used to it
Debra: ok
JD: karl nancy enjoy this shade of purple
Florence: Orange
JD: ya. Also ace you are red
Vic: yellow
JD: Gray
Vic [confessional]: jd hates me
JD: Paul and Dee sounds like green
Dee: favski
Walter: blue
JD: okay yellow for jeff and judes
RED Ace and Wily-whacky-willy: commitment
BROWN Debra and Mike: ingenuity
PURPLE Karl and Nancy: perseverance
BLUE Tia and Walter: leadership
YELLOW Jeff and Judes: strength
GRAY Vic and Alice: knowledge
GREEN Paul and Dee: heart
ORANGE Florence and Harold: trust
JD: okay but theres still six left so don’t get too far ahead of yourself
Paul: sorry
JD: SHARKS
Walter: wait we are on land
JD: oh yea. next episode one team might just go home you never know
Deb.. JD: don’t start
Alice (confessional): I am nervous however excited.
Florence (confessional) : I was named after a city in Italy.
JD: NEXT TIME ON EDNURANCE
A team might go home
ANOTHER SHARK ATTACK

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

I WAS NAMED AFTER A CITY IN ITALY OMFG THIS SLAYS ME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mister Ham]

THANK YOU BRYAN!!! HAHA

[Mister Ham]

Ace and Wily-whacky-willy: commitment
Debra and Mike: ingenuity
Karl and Nancy: perseverance
Tia and Walter: leadership
Jeff and Judes: strength
Vic and Alice: knowledge
Paul and Dee: heart
Florence and Harold: trust

EPISODE 3: Ay lmao

*endurance theme starts*
*endurance theme ends*

JD: Hi
Everyone: Yo
JD: Hey
Everyone: Hello
JD: Now that we have that settled time for your challenge
Judes: yay
JD: BUT WAIT. The winners will get a special prize
Alice (Confessional): I have seen this before. Special prizes are good and also beneficial and helpful too as well as assistive.
JD: But the last place team.. can say CHAU.
Florence: So last place wins food
JD: No
Florence (Confessional): In Italy we eat pizza
JD: Last place is GONE-ZO
Debra (confessional): *sobbing* what if that was me ya know
JD: OK lets get started

*At challenge there is an ocean some buckets and some smaller buckets u feel me*
JD: ay lmao
Everyone: ay
JD: Today you will try to fill up this bucket. *points at bucket* using water from the ocean with this smaller bucket
Jeff (confessional): wow this is confusing

JD: On your mark get set go
Florence: we can do this Harold
Harold: ya
JD: Each team is off to a good start. However yellow and red are still standing here
Ace: oh yea
JD: there ya go

A couple minutes pass
JD: wow it looks like brown is using Debra’s tears to fill up their bucket great strategy
Debra: *crying* HOP OFF
JD: Look at that orange is done first congratulations
Harold (Confessional): they don’t call me Harold for nothing
Dee: Good I’m tired
JD: the mission is still going
Dee: oh

JD: Wow Brown finished as well as Blue. Wait why is Judes 40 feet out in the water
Judes: SHARKS
JD: that isn’t even an ocean
Judes: SEAWEED
Everyone: AHHH
Everyone runs out of the water although Nancy and Alice are synchronize swimming
Tia (confessional): I learned to swim when I was eight

*JD knocks over grays bucket*
JD: oh no gray you will have to start all over
Vic: are you kidding me
JD: no
Vic: you pushed our bucket over!
JD: no I didn’t
Alice: Vic come on in the water’s fineeee

JD: Good job Red and Purple you are done. Gray green and yellow are left
Vic (confessional): I don’t want to go home but this is hard
Dee: I got it
JD: Green is done only Gray and Yellow left

AND THE LAST TEAM TO FILL THEIR BUCKET



Suspense


JD: GRAY! Sorry yellow you are gone
Jeff (Confessional): what was even going on
Judes (Confessional): my real name is Judy
JD: Congrats you are the final seven of Endurance. Also orange come claim your prize

*secluded area many secrets also Harold and Florence with JD*
JD: you guys have a choice
Harold: ok
JD: You can either take these THREE PIECES AND SAMADHI AND PARTNER SWAP or risk it all for the MYSTERY BOX
Florence: We’ll take the mystery box.
Harold: Flo shouldn’t we talk about this
Florence: We are now
Harold:
Florence:
JD:
Florence: We’ll take the mystery box.
JD: Okay HERE IS YOUR PRIZE
*there are two cupcakes*
Florence (confessional): we risked it all and come out on top
Harold (confessional): nothing can stop us now

Back at the beach the teams are curious
Alice: So what was in there
Dee: yeah tell us
Florence: we can’t be sent to temple unless we lose the temple mission
WalteR: dang girl
Harold (Confessional): what a gal

END OF EPISODE

~~~~Next time on Endurance~~~~
Happy birthday
Debra Cries
Hanukah
Teens fall in love


Ace and Wily-whacky-willy: commitment

Debra and Mike: ingenuity

Karl and Nancy: perseverance

Tia and Walter: leadership

Jeff and Judes: strength

Vic and Alice: knowledge

Paul and Dee: heart

Florence and Harold: trust, two cupcakes

[theacf12]

WHY DID THIS END SO QUICK I NEED MORE

[Mister Ham]

I promise I will come back and finish this wonderful series haha

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SERIES

[Mister Ham]

Be expecting an episode or two this weekend guys!

[Mister Ham]

EPISODE 5 I THINK
womb 2 the tomb

Ace and Wily-whacky-willy: commitment
Debra and Mike: ingenuity
Karl and Nancy: perseverance
Tia and Walter: leadership
Vic and Alice: knowledge
Paul and Dee: heart
Florence and Harold: trust, two cupcakes

JD: Hi everyone
Everyone: how are you
JD: yeah so as you know yellow got the boot last night
*Debra starts crying*
JD: Debra in this whole series you never talked to either of them. once.
Debra: oops i forgot

JD:I have a leTTER WHO WANTS TO READ
Tia: I would love to "dear everyone we are sorry we lost lol anyway in the partner mission we formed gray so in a way we gave birth to you. we love you guys from the womb to the tomb lol. anyways bye! Sincerely, Jeffery and Judith"

Vic (confessional): This is great! I had no idea we would get their piece!
Alice (confessional): that analogy was a little much

JD: Congrats gray I guess *throws piece into ocean* oops
Vic: are you serious
JD: fetch
Vic (confessional): why does jD HATE ME

JD: anyone else ready for a challenge?
Dee: they don't call me dee for nothing
JD: today you must all stand on this platform above the water
Walter: sounds easy enough
JD: But wait there is more in store!
Florence: That rhymed!
JD: Very observant
Florence (confessional): no i am not the girl from the progressive commercial
JD: I will ask a question and if you answer wrong you are GONEZO
Wily-whacky-willy: haha
JD: also the last person or team standing gets to send a team to temple minor details lol okay lets begin!

*everyone gets ready*
JD: Okay the first question is, what game show are you on?
*everyone writes down their answer and locks in*
JD: okay lets see the answer we were looking for was ENDURANCE
*ace and tia fall in the water*
Ace (confessional): I must have spelled it wrong
Tia (confessional): school isnt my strong suit
JD: next question how is the weather today
*Harold, Nancy, and Walter fall in the water*
JD: We were looking for sunny, nice, hot, warm, or basically any word other than cold
Vic (confessional): is this game real life
JD: All we have left are Wily-whacky-willy, Debra, Mike, Karl, Vic, Alice, Paul, Dee, and Florence.
Karl (confessional): I must conFESS - get it confessional pun?
JD: What team was eliminated last?
*Alice and Mike fall in*
JD: Alice they literally gave you their piece 5 minutes ago
Alice: okay
JD: Next, would this be considered a temple or endurance mission?
*Karl, Paul, and Dee fall in*
JD: the answer was temple, next question.
Karl (confessional): what i was going to confess was this water was looking mighty fine.
JD: what are the three elements at temple?
Florence: Can I phone a friend?
JD: no
Florence: 50/50?
JD: no
Florence: ask the audience?
JD: no
*Debra and Florence fall in*
JD: i feel like... anyway okay two remain Wily-whacky-willy and Vic it's time for a tie-breaker
Ace: You got this boo!
Wily-whacky-willy:
JD: How old am I?
Vic: 49
Wily-whacky-willy: 23
JD: the answer was 46 Vic you went over so goodbye
Vic: that was never a ru- *falls into the water*
JD: Congrats Red you win you get to send two teams to the temple!

Ace: Flo Gray has got to go
Wily-whacky-willy: why
ACE: They have two pieces and could have won
*Debra walks in crying*
Debra: please dont send us I will do anythinggg
Ace: go find out who tia's crush is and then expOSE it at the temple meeting
Debra: okay!

Debra: who is your crush
Tia: what?
Debra: tell me or i'll poke you with this branch
Tia: lol his namea isa Karl
Debra: carry on

JD: okay time for temple who are you sending?
Debra: TIA LIKES KARL
Karl:
JD: why
Ace: lol
JD: Karl has not said one word yet this season
Karl:...
Tia: I am so embarrassed brown you are DONE
*Debra starts crying*
Mike (confessional): way to go Debby
Wily-whacky-willy: we are sending Gray and Green
JD: its time to go to temple lets go!

Paul and Dee (Confessional): that was unexpected but we can do this
Alice and Vic (Confessional): we aren't finished yet, we will get our revenge!

JD: you know the rules best two out of three! let the dominant element rise now
*Green chooses water and gray chooses fire*
JD: YES! I mean uh yeah one more and green stays. Lets try again
*Green chooses wood and gray chooses fire*
JD: we have a tie whoever gets this gets to stay!
*Green chooses fire and gray chooses water*
JD: ughhh I'm sorry Green you guys had a lot more left to give and i'm sorry you have to leave
*Green disappears behind the fire*
JD: blah blah congrats gray whatever go back

*Gray goes running back*
Wily-whacky-willy: Dang it
Mike: congrats guys!
Harold: good job guys
Vic (confessional): nice try red but now u r dead get it
Alice (Confessional): Alice doesn't always like to play nice (-;

NEXT EPISODE:
a challenge
pieces up for grabs
all that good stuff

Ace and Wily-whacky-willy: commitment
Debra and Mike: ingenuity
Karl and Nancy: perseverance
Tia and Walter: leadership
Vic and Alice: knowledge, strength
Paul and Dee: heart
Florence and Harold: trust, two cupcakes