EPISODE 9
Mr. Whiskers will LOVE this
Ace and Wily-whacky-willy: commitmentDebra and Mike: ingenuityTia and Karl: leadershipVic and Alice: knowledge, strengthFlorence and Harold: trust, courage, one cupcakeThe teams be chillin
Ace: i'm so glad you guys came back
Florence: me too if we went home i'd be lol sad
Harold: yeah it's a good thing we "ate the cupcake" if you know what i mean
Ace: ...
Wily-whacky-willy: ...
Alice: ...
Tia: ew what a creep!
*everyone walks away from orange team*
Harold: not again
JD walks in, strutting his stuff
JD: Good morning fellas
Tia: Work it JD
JD: I know ;D
Tia: i'm screaming
JD: Today you got something BIG ON THE LINE
Debra: WHY CAN'T ANYTHING JUST BE SMALL, PETITE EVEN
JD: um petit déjeuner?
Debra: AND NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING FRENCH
JD: Purple left with a note anyone feelin literate?
Alice: I love to read!
Alice: Dear final five, you all should be really ex... what's this word JD?
JD: excited
Alice: You all should be excited to come this far. However, we think we should be st.. uh JD help me again?
JD: standing
Alice: should be standing where some of you are. First and fo... JD help again?
JD: I am over this just give it to Vic.
Alice (confessional): it's not my fault they wrote an essay at a college reading level
Vic: First and foremost Tia you are a moron. If we could send you to the temple habitually every hour for the rest of your life we would. Orange, Nancy (not nicey) will forever despise you for switching teams with Blue. And Red we totally know you have an alliance with them so get real. So to assist the only other two teams that don't want to make us jump into the fire at temple, we are leaving our perseverance piece to the brown team and our heart piece to the gray team. As our last word of advice, as Megan Trainor once said: "I be sleepin on the left side of the bed. Open doors for me and you might get some, kisses." Good luck to the two ugliest colors left in the game, xoxo
- Walt Disney and Nancy (NOT Nicey)
Debra: WE DID IT MIKE WE ARE OUT OF THE RUT
Alice: this is sweet as pie!
JD: Congrats Brown and Gray, you win one piece each! Here are the standings...
Red and Blue are bringing up the rear with one piece.
Brown and Orange are tied for second.
Gray is annoying and has three pieces, big whoop.
Vic: What was that?
JD: Gray is somehow in first.
Vic: Did you call us annoying???
JD: *mimics Vic* did you call us annoyingggg?
Vic (confessional): I feel like this never happened on any other season
JD: i'm over this chit chat lets do a challenge
Florence: no more spilling our secrets okay
JD: also orange still hasn't eaten their second surprise!
Florence: YOU ARE KIDDING
Vic: orange is a snake!
Karl: yeah a snake!
Debra: for once I'm not the target!
JD: this challenge will determine your STRENGTH. You will all hang from a bar over water. however the bar has handles for your hands making it much easier to hold on.
Ace: this is 2 e z!
JD: HOWEVER we will play Iggy Azalea music so you'll want to let go and be put out of your misery!
Vic: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT
JD: Mwahahaha everyone go take your positions.
Florence (confessional): We need to win today. Everyone hates us and if not we will get the samadhi!
Harold (confessional): I actually really like Iggy music but I want to fiT in so I will act like i hate it
JD: Endurance players ready? The winner gets the samadhi and the DISCIPLINE piece. READY? GO!
The teams all raise up and 10 players are shown danging over the water
JD: Okay here comes the first song... "Iggy's rap in the song PROBLEM by Ariana Grande"
Everyone: *groans really loud*
♪♫Iggy iggy too biggy to be distressin I think I like the thought of you more than I like your presence!♫♪
Vic: Make it STOPPPP
Vic (confessional): We need this because we are such a threat with 3 pieces. But this music taste is HORRID.
JD: To make this even harder I will tempt you with gifts! If I offer you something and you want it, tell me and let go!
Flo: Ooh that sounds tempting
Harold: Wait Flo he has to offer something fir-
Flo: JD I take the item!
Florence lets go and falls in
JD: wait did you even listen... Florence is out with no reward!
Florence: Oops!
Karl: *groans* ouch my arm still kills from yesterday
Tia: it's okay sweetie let go!
Tia moves across the pole to get closer to Karl
Tia: let me give it a kiss and make it better!
Karl: No it's fine.
Tia: Karl sweeite, I'm going to need you to let go so you don't hurt that pretty little arm of yours!
Karl: No we will totally get the samadhi if we lose, I'm staying.
Tia: No sweetie, let GO.
Karl: Tia I'm fine just leave me be.
Tia: I said LET GO.
Tia starts kicking Karl and he falls down into the water. Karl gets his head above the water and is yelling in pain
Karl: My arm, Tia you IDIOT!
Tia: Babe are you okay! I'll be right there!
Tia falls in and falls right on top of Karl and his bad arm, a large snap is heard loud and clear
Karl: MY ARM IS BROKEN
JD: omg he really needs an ambulance call 911!
Debra reaches into her pocket and falls from the pole
Debra: dang nabit
JD: lol Debra is out
Debra: we don't even have cell phones out here
JD: well while we wait for medical what's more important is you guys are playing for a wooden triangle and a clay jar so don't worry about Karl!
Alice: this music makes me really irritated
JD: then maybe you should step down for THIS fabulous prize!
JD pulls out a can of cat food
Alice: IS THAT MEOW MIX?!?!
Vic: There is absolutely no way you are dropping out for
JD: Ya
Alice: SOLD
Alice falls in, leaving all teams with one player except Red
JD: Let's give things a change of pace!
JD turns on the song "Black Widdow"
JD: And as promised, here is your cat food Alice, a fabulous prize worth $0.89!
Alice: Mr. Whiskers will love this back at home.
The contestants are shown struggling as the rap portion of the song begins
♪♫ This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same, first we're both down to play and somehow you go astray ♪♫
Everyone: AHHHHH
Ace: JD BRING OUT A PRIZE I CANT TAKE IT
Vic: Seriously this song reeks!!
Harold: *mumbling the lyrics* ♪♫ We went from nothin to somethin, liking to loving! ♪♫
Vic: AHH, wait.... Harold are you singing this?
Harold: ♪♫ it's like I loved you so much now I just hate... ♪♫ I mean uhh no way dude...
Mike: You were definitely just singing this
Harold: No way dude, ahh I hate Iggy make it stop I can't take it
Mike: I don't believe you
Harold: ahh noooo
Harold lets go and falls in
Harold (confessional): I don't care if I get sent home, but I can't have anyone thinking I like IGGY!
JD: Red has two, Gray has one, and Brown has one! This would be a big first win for brown if Mike can hold on!
Debra: Mike you need this, or we are... TOAST *starts to tear up*
Mike: Debra we are like the only team that's not a threat
Debra: oops I forgot
JD: Okay, here is the next temptation... the knowledge piece!
Ace: ooh that sounds like a good deal!
Vic: HEY WAIT, that is OUR piece!!
JD: Ugh whatever crybaby, the teamwork piece.
Alice: You can't let go Vic, we need this!
Ace: How about I take it and then you win the whole mission Willy!
Wily-whacky-willy: Actually I'm about to fall myse-
Ace: I will take it!
Ace falls in the water
JD: Red adds another piece to their grand total, tying them with Gray!
Wily-whacky-willy: You two should both fall
Mike: No
Vic: No
JD: Wily-whacky-willy is the only girl left, can she outlast the guys?
Wily-whacky-willy: Of course, I am the new Erica!
Vic: heheh okay there...
15 seconds later Wily-whacky-willy falls down
Vic: wow you showed us
Mike: lol
JD: Two people are left! You guys have been hanging on for 10 minutes, who will win this?
Mike: If you let go man, you're safe with me.
Vic: I'm thinking about it.
JD: And one last item... this one will stay wrapped though until after the mission.
Vic (confessional): If it is wrapped it could be anything... maybe even a team switch or temple immunity!
Vic: Stick to your word, dude.
JD: And with that Vic falls in making Brown team the winners!!!
Mike falls into the water and runs over to find a surprisingly happy and smiley Debra.
Mike: We did this Deb Deb!
Debra: WE ROCK! WE HAVE TEAMWORK BABY!
JD: Brown with this third piece you guys are now in a three-way tie for first, congratulations! Now you have a big decision. Tonight you will tell me what team is getting the samadhi. But for now relax and enjoy your victory!
Karl is getting placed in an ambulance.
Doctor: It looks like he will be in the hospital for an least a month, his arm is in bad shape. Only an act of true love could heal it.
Tia: ME! =3 I'll kiss it babe and you will be back before you know it! *kisses his arm*
Karl: You are absolutely insane, get away from me
Tia: See you soon my dear!
The ambulance drives away, Tia with no sign of regret or fear
JD: So tia you know what this means... You can quit, or you can carry on as the first one-woman team in the history of Endurance. What will you choose?
Tia: well I know it will only be a few hours or so before Karly comes back so i'll stay put!
JD: I really don't thi-
Tia: He's coming back.
JD:Bu-
Tia: Did I studder.
JD: Yeah.... Just go back to your huts guys
Back at the huts Brown is talking to Vic
Vic: So you're keeping your deal right...
Mike: Honestly I don't want to make waves... I say target Tia while she is solo, then she can't get back at us.
Debra: I feel bad, isn't she already down enough?
Mike: Debra I don't want Red or Orange mad at us. They are definitely together and both would go after us.
Vic: Wait you really think so?
Mike: Uh isn't it kind of obvious?
The camera pans to Orange and Red all holding hands and spinning around in a circle singing a song.
Orange and Red: Roses are red, violets are Blue, Orange and Red til the final 2!
Vic: Crap.
Alice: lol
Mike: yeah i think we are all set
Debra: *crying* i just don't want to hurt anyone's FEELINGS
Mike: It's okay, uh... I heard she said something about you too
Debra: *sobbing* wait... WHAT
Mike: Uh yeah she said... uhh... she doesn't like you
Debra: IT'S GAME TIME THEN.
Mike: So vic? *puts out hand* We have a deal to the finals?
The two boys shake hands and Debra starts punching the punching bag in the hut.
The five teams all meet and sit around JD.
JD: So guys, anyone nervous about getting the samadhi?
Vic: I think at this stage anyone should be! We are all friends and now it comes down to strategy!
Alice: No we aren't Vic!
Vic: Alice shush
Alice: We just made an alliance with them silly!
Vic: Oh my God.. I can't do this anymore
JD: It looks like there is a clear alliance out in play! Gray and Brown, watch out for them!
Mike (confessional): This is why I don't make alliances
JD: Tia are you concerned about Karl?
Tia: no my baby is so strong and i kissed his arm so i'm sure he will be back by tomorrow!
JD: that's not how these injuries work
Tia: a kiss a day keeps the boo boos away!
JD...
Tia: I'm not concerned.
JD: Are you concerned about how the color blue your team has changes every episode?
Tia: now that is something that has been keeping me up all night
JD: Okay it is now time for the final decision. Debra, who is it going to be?
Debra: *tears in her eyes* I hate doing this... this is so unfair *tears pour from her face* but WE ARE GIVING IT TO YOU TIA
Tia: ...
Debra: PLEASE FORGIVE US
Tia: ...interesting.
Debra: PLEASE I'M SO SORRY.
Tia: You will see sorry. Good day. *Tia walks away from the group*
JD: Tia you need to break the samadhi...
Tia: Goodnight.
JD: Okay so Tia isn't going to do it... so I guess we will just open it at the next mission. Everyone else, goodnight!
CLOSING CONFESSIONALS:
Debra: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THIS. IT'S TEARING ME APART.
Ace: So now we know Gray and Brown have an alliance. I'm glad ours is discreet, no one will ever know!
Alice: Vic has the worst memory! Good thing I reminded him in front of everybo.... oh shoot.
Tia: It is quite comical to me that the Brown team would have the audacity to do this to me. They see I am alone and want to try to tear me down even more. They will see. They will all see. I can't wait for that mission tomorrow. And for my Karl to be back. Debra better sleep with one eye open.
END OF EPISODE
Ace and Wily-whacky-willy: commitment, teamworkDebra and Mike: ingenuity, perseverance, disciplineTia: leadershipVic and Alice: knowledge, strength, heartFlorence and Harold: trust, courage, one cupcake
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