Endurance Awful 2

[Mister Ham]

EnDurANce AwFUl iS BEiNg revIVed FoR a SeCONd sEAsON

hehe can't wait see y'all soon (:

[amplify26]

It's happening...it's happening?
We're having an Endurance renaissance here!

[kwdrewfan]

I'm so excited for this 😂😂

[theacf12]

best news of quarantine

[runesandribbons]

I've never been more excited for an All Star Story!

[Mister Ham]

~~EPISODE ONE: Meet the CAST~~

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JD: yeah just tell them to stop tweeting at me. or start blocking them. I really don’t care anymore

Producer: JD we are live

JD: omg hiiiii (: welcome to Endurance awful 2. no one asked for it but like full house, it’s back again.

Tyler: can we come out yet?

JD: OMG no did I call your name?

Tyler: no

JD: then why are you talking

Tyler:

JD: as you can see by this shaggy-haired teen, we are doing a SECOND chance season. The team that we chose as a team who fell FLAT on their face the first time will get a redemption… FIRST TEAM IS….

THE GREEN TEAM, LANA AND TREVOR

Lana (confessional): I literally hate this kid

Trevor: (confessional): if you guys lean in close I’ll tell you what’s at temple just don’t tell Lana

JD: next team was a fav from Endurance two by maybe one person in the entire world…

THE GRAY TEAM, WAYNE AND MARYELLE

Wayne (confessional): I’d like to get at least three confessionals in this season

Maryelle (confessional): there’s this zoologist with a mustache that has been stalking me on social media for years

JD: We all love the color orange right…. PUMPKINS, ORANGE JELLY BEANS, A WARM CAMPFIRE…

Tyler: I’m coming out I’m bored

JD: THE ORANGE TEAM, MICHELLE AND TYLER

Michelle (confessional): I’d also like a new partner

Presley: Can we and Illya just be partners?!?

JD: Get out of her 2020 CINNAMON

PRseley: ok

JD: NEXT TEAM… I’m going to be honest I don’t remember either of these two, are they sure they were from a season of Endurance??

Producer: it says they were

JD: Hmm I don’t really buy it

Producer: endurance 3? I think the dad paid for the girl to be on here

JD: whatever just get out here.. THE RED TEAM, RACHEL aND KAREEM

Rachel: My dad is an ex-football player

Kareem: I legit lost the ball challenge to every endurance player. literally dead last

JD: the next team definitely needs a redo to prove themselves to see if they can do better…

THE BLUE TEAM, BEN AND JORDYN

Ben: wait a redo

Jordyn: JD we literally won our season

JD: NEXT… the Brown team… these two fought their way back into the game… and then did nothing else

TOM AND VANETTA

Vanetta (confessional): I don’t want to be here. I want to go home.

Tom (confessional): It’s just like being a one man team again

JD: NEXT TEAMMMMM… let’s throw it back to E2 again…

THE YELLOW TEAM, SHEP AND CALLEY

Shep: I don’t like being compared to being as lame as these other teams

Calley: If Annie is the purple team girl I will projectile vomit

JD: OK so we have all of the colors except one… do you know what team color we are missing….?

Sarah: pink?

JD: Pink has never been a color of Endurance

Sarah: -___-

JD: honestly I couldn’t choose a purple team… so I DIDN’T! I chose a team to FILL the Purple team SHOES…





WHO I REALLY would like to see have a second chance



ANA AND GARRETT!!

Ana: hello

Garrett: I love Dakota lol jk..... but wait does he talk about me to you?

JD: There we have it… our EIGHT official teams of Endurance

Red: Kareem and Rachel
Brown: Tom and Vanetta
Blue: Ben and Jordyn
Yellow: Shep and Calley
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle
Orange: Tyler and Michelle
Green: Lana and Trevor
Purple: Ana and Garrett

Tomorrow, you all will complete to become the SEVEN official teams of Endurance. That is right, one of you will be going home tomorrow

Vanetta: Is this mandatory?

JD: tom can do it alone if he wants

Tom: You’re doing the challenge Vanetta

JD: ok have fun enjoy your cabins and GET SOME REST KITTENS

~~End of episode 1~~

[Mister Ham]

JD: also e4 wasn’t a real season so why would we want people back from it

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

I know this was just a cast intro but I was literally HOLLERINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AT HALF OF THESE!!!

JD: yeah just tell them to stop tweeting at me. or start blocking them. I really don’t care anymore

Maryelle (confessional): there’s this zoologist with a mustache that has been stalking me on social media for years
^YEAH THAT'S ME LMAO^

Presley: Can we and Illya just be partners?!?
JD: Get out of her 2020 CINNAMON
PRseley: ok

Rachel: My dad is an ex-football player
Kareem: I legit lost the ball challenge to every endurance player. literally dead last

Ben: wait a redo
Jordyn: JD we literally won our season

[kwdrewfan]

Maryelle's line DGJKFJGKF AND THE RED TEAM'S ENTIRE INTRO. GOLD.

[amplify26]

JD: "yeah just tell them to stop tweeting at me. or start blocking them. I really don’t care anymore"

First line in, and I knew this was going to be good. And this pilot episode quite delivered on that front!

"Lana (confessional): I literally hate this kid -- Some things never change in life, do they?

Also kudos to the Gray Team's confessionals this year--especially with Maryelle's line. Sorry Bryan.

Anyways, good work with setting things up! Looking forward to this, especially Shep and Calley.

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

Where is episode 2

[crystalclearhawaii]

YES!!! So excited that this is back!

[Mister Ham]

why am I laughing so hard at this like I literally came up with this... I will write a new episode this week sweeties <3

[Mister Ham]

Jun 28, 2020 21:54:13 GMT -5 Mister Ham said:

JD: also e4 wasn’t a real season so why would we want people back from it

I am still HOLLERING at this

[Mister Ham]

~~EPISODE TWO: Welcome to Bozeman Montana you morons~~

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Red: Kareem and Rachel
Brown: Tom and Vanetta
Blue: Ben and Jordyn
Yellow: Shep and Calley
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle
Orange: Tyler and Michelle
Green: Lana and Trevor
Purple: Ana and Garrett

JD: Hi guys. My name is JD and I am the host of this show called Endurance

Rachel: Heard of it...

JD: Shall we go over the rules? On Endurance you need to work together as a TEAM to win the game

Ana takes out a notepad and begins writing frantically

Jordyn: Ana you were literally on this show before...

Ana: All I remember was hitting the ground at the end of the rope challenge and then waking up in the hospital

JD: This season there will be TWELVE pyramid pieces. We are kicking it "old school" LOL

Lana: that was funny

JD: And this season we are in the beautiful, tropical, metropolitan paradise that is....

















MONTANA! Welcome to Bozeman Montana you morons!!!





Wayne: I'm literally obsessed 😍 😍

JD: SAME 😍 😍 😍

Maryelle: Thank God it's not New Orleans

JD: Now Bozeman isn't only an international HUB of entertainment...

Tom: RIP to the Hub (2010-2014)

JD: Bozeman Montana is also home to Montana State University, the local newspaper the Bozeman Daily Chronicle, and the city is served by Bozeman Yellowstone International Airport

Ben: Still makes more sense than Tehachapi

JD: ok without further ado.... I mentioned today there will be a challenge to determine the final seven teams. Now, this season, all challenges are based on PAST endurance challenges. So I hope you kept your eyes PEELED and watched those season repeats. Today's mission is.....












A TRUE fan favorite!!!!










One fans have been BEGGING to see again.....!!!!!






FISH FOOD FROM ENDURANCE 6!

Michelle: That's a pretty random challenge...

JD: Except each mission will have a TWIST on an old favorite... this time there are real SHARKS in the water!! 🦈 🦈

Kareem: that sounds safe

JD: So REMEMBER here are the rules. You throw fish out at sea to your partner. Then you swim back on the raft. At least I think that's what it was. E6 still feels like a fever dream

Jordyn: sounds close enough

JD: The last team in will be EVICTED and will not have a shot at the grand prize trip this year to.... Salt Lake City UTAH!

Vanetta: Ok it's game time then



JD: on your mark... get set.... GO!

The teams all have one partner swim out to the next raft and the game begins

Shep: Something sure is fishy about this challenge LOL

Calley: LMAO

JD: Green, Blue, Yellow, Orange, and Gray are out to an early lead!

Ana: Come on Garrett! We need to win so we aren't last again!

Garrett: Do I look good in this purple shirt? I wonder if Dakota thinks I look good in it. I'm so happy I'm in the same color he was on. He's my idol

Ana: Catch the FISH Garrett

JD: Red team is the only team that has no fishes yet. Don't give up hunnies!

Kareem: For being the daughter of a football player how can you not throw the fish far enough to get to me

Rachel: Do you think I'll actually get any air time this season?


Wayne: we did it!

Trevor: us too

JD: Green and Yellow are official teams! Only 5 spots remain... time to make things interesting and release the SHARKS!!

Three fins appear from the horizon charging at the remaining teams

Tom: Vanetta I'm going to need you to swim a little faster. do it for ARTHUR!

Vanetta: OMG say less

JD: And the brown team closes quickly to be the third official team! Red, Orange, Yellow, Blue, and Purple remain but there are only 4 spots left!

Shep: We are almost done Callie keep swimming!

Callie: Ah!! I can't! This shark has me by the leg!!

The fin pops above the water and it is no other than ANNIE from Endurance 2!

Annie: Miss me?

Callie: AHHH!@!$@#$%$%

Callie swims to shore and passes Michael Phelps along the way

JD: Yellow is done! And here comes Orange!

Tyler: I crossed the line before Michelle, does that mean I am the team leader?

Michelle: You are so irritating


JD: The remaining teams are PURPLE, BLUE, and RED!

Jordyn: how did we get 2nd in this on our season but we lost to Tom and Vanetta

JD: Blue is now swimming back but a SHARK latches onto Jordyn!

Christa: SURPRISE JORDYN

Michelle: again what is up with the most random characters and challenges...

JD: As a former football player, Christa is one TOUGH CHICK!

Jordyn: that was supposed to be the edit for me in s6 because I pushed a car in my audition, but it seems like the fans overall categorized me as lazy.

Christa: You are boring. I'm out of here.

Martina: Me too

Christa swims into the sunset with Annie as well as Martina from E5


JD: Okay the blue team is finished and we are down to red and purple! Both teams still at the first platform!

Ana: I legit have a PhD, why am I dealing with this

Garrett: kdjsf sdfiusd Fishy!!!

Ana: yup


JD: red team takes a slight lead

Kareem: don't you think it's awkward that I got bumped like 5 times before choosing you as my partner in Hawaii

Rachel: I thought your last name was "Nugget" lol


JD: one team is coming in on their raft.....









And they TRIP over the crossing line!!!








you know this team has to be ANA AND GARRET! Congratulations! You are the last official team of Endurance!


Kareem: crud

Rachel: always a bridesmaid, never a bride

Ben: you'd have to place second to get that title

Rachel: I did in Hawaii

Ben: ok

JD: Sorry red! Although you left an INCREDIBLE impression on us in E3 I am sorry to say your time here is cut short.

Kareem: I don't want to leave

Rachel: yeah can't we at least be a helping hand around camp... 

JD: You're so right. Rachel and Kareem...








You get to run the TEMPLE of FATE!!!   I hated walking up there anyways 

Kareem: sick

JD: that's all for today folks! now, everyone, get some rest. you have a long day ahead of you tomorrow! GOODNIGHT!!

The teams do the electric slide, led by Lana

~~End of episode 2~~

[amplify26]

"Still makes more sense than Tehachapi"--classic quote, haha.
I really like this episode, especially the Segway to Fish Food. Kudos to adding some random characters in there!