Endurance Awful 2

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

OBSESSED

[Mister Ham]

literally could NOT be me blessing you all with two episodes in a week

~~EPISODE THREE: A cat finger painting~~

Endurance theme song begins

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Brown: Tom and Vanetta
Blue: Ben and Jordyn
Yellow: Shep and Calley
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle
Orange: Tyler and Michelle
Green: Lana and Trevor
Purple: Ana and Garret

JD: Heyyyy lol

Ben: hi

JD: I legit forgot to give you guys your pieces LOL

Jordyn: That's ok (:

JD: no literally if my head wasn't attached to my body I'd probably forget it LOL 😂🤣😂🤣

Wayne: LMFAO

JD: ok so here are your pieces.... 💘

ORANGE team... you guys always can keep a good secret. I TRUST you two with my life

Michelle (confessional): JD told me he has a really bad rash lol. But you didn't hear it from me 😉

JD: BLUE team... you guys are such sweeties. I legit am obsessed with you two

Ben: aww thanks JD

Jordyn: that was so cute omg

JD: Mainly Ben tho

Jordyn: ok

JD: I am giving you the commitment piece Ben because it is clear that you are committed to looking so handsome every day

Ben (confessional): I mean yeah I'm gay but isn't JD like 20 years older than me

Amber: if you don't want him I'll take him off your hands...

Jordyn: girl you are not on this season you CHUCKLEHEAD


JD: ok purple you get ingenuity and I literally have nothing else to say about that

Garret: ok

Ana (confessional): one more than we had last time!

JD: yellow you are next. Discipline sounds like a cool piece right?

Shep: yeehaw!!

JD: Green team you two are such a fun pair hehe

Trevor (confessional) : I'm glad we got over our differences

Lana (confessional): Just because we won one mission did not mean we got over our differences

JD: so for this reason you guys get the TEAMWORK piece.

Wayne: what about me JD?

JD: I'm glad you asked. honestly you and Maryelle have a lot of courage to come back even though you were one of the most forgettable teams ever

Maryelle: thank you?

JD: so yeah you get the courage piece. NEXT!

Tom: that leaves us!

JD: Brown team brown team... the second chance team... The team that LOST Endurance 3

Vanetta: we didn't lose

Tom: we literally got 5th

Vanetta: no we didn't the other four teams just won ahead

JD: keep telling yourself that. You get the perseverance piece because literally that's the only piece the brown team gets given

Tom: there should be a bamboo pyramid piece



JD: okay here are the pieces!

Brown: Tom and Vanetta - Perseverance
Blue: Ben and Jordyn - Commitment 😘
Yellow: Shep and Calley - Discipline
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle - Courage
Orange: Tyler and Michelle - Trust
Green: Lana and Trevor - Teamwork
Purple: Ana and Garret - Ingenuity

Ben: did you see JD just kiss our piece before he handed it to us?

Jordyn: that was odd

JD: okay I'll see you all in an hour for your second challenge


Yellow, orange, and gray are talking in the junkyard

Wayne: so I have a proposition for you all.

Shep: it's nice to meet you! what is your name?

Wayne: huh? you know me shep, we were on season 2 together

Shep: I only remember people that made it past day three

Calley: that's tea lol

Wayne: I wanted to make an alliance since we all are from the same season, we have a huge advantage on the other seasons...

Michelle: I would! You guys seem so sweet. It's nice to finally meet you

Wayne: ok I love the optimism but I swear you know us.

Shep: weren't you guys on Tehachapi?

Wayne: we literally have photo evidence. we are right next to you



Shep: looks photoshopped

Wayne: what about this then

 

Shep: doesn't look real to me

Shep (confessional): sry but I think this Wayne guy has a crush on me. 


Jordyn stumbles her way over to Ana, across the concrete pavement

Jordyn: h... hey g....girl!

Ana: hey! how are you? are you okay?

Jordyn: s...orry I'm jus...t out of br...eath

Ana (confessional): she might want to prep a little more in case she has to do that scavenger hunt mission again lol

Jordyn: Hey, since we are both from the newer seasons, what do you think about teaming up??

Ana: oh....

Jordyn: Sounds like a good idea, right!!

Ana: Uhm... can I get back to you about that?

Jordyn: sure, is everything okay?

Ana: oh yeah girly everything is fine! legit no worries just want to run it by Garret haha

Ana (confessional): I know we may have got last in our first and only mission on our season but there's no way I am working with the weakest endurance team in history

Jordyn (confessional): we literally won our season why will no one align with us.



the green and brown teams are sitting by themselves on a log stump

Lana: it looks like all the other teams are working together...

Trevor: should I go ask them if they are?

Lana: no omg this information is for our ears only

Trevor (confessional): maybe if I ask the other teams what they were talking about they will tell me. I'm great at keeping a secret!

Vanetta: well we should make a secret alliance then

Tom: definitely, you guys seem chill

Lana: guess what my name spelled backwards is lol

Vanetta: girl you CANT be saying that stuff you goofball LOL

Lana: goofball alliance 2021 😍



JD: okay time for another challenge!!!!!

Jordyn: you should do another one from e6! we literally need any edge we possibly can haha

JD: nope sorry J-Wow. This mission will be an ENDURANCE mission. the mission is...











TILT from Endurance 1!!

Ana: wait this is actually a good choice lol. an iconic challenge

Trevor: Lana smelled stinky during this challenge on my season lol

Lana: how would you know you literally held me for 10 seconds in the challenge

Trevor: we beat gray at least

Lana: they threw the challenge

Trevor: oof 

Calley: legit so much tea this episode lol

Tyler: you're not going to do the lame backstories before each mission like you did on e1 right JD?

JD: omg why did we do that. it was so embarrassing eeeew!



JD: this mission though.. like all missions... will have a TWIST!!! this time the boys have to hang on to the girls who areat the top! the last team standing wins the strength mission and the samadhi. 

Garret: what is the samadhi?

Maryelle: literally. I'm confused lol

JD: It's a disadvantage in the temple mission

Garret: what does disadvantage mean

Ana: it means "bad bad thing. it is gross and icky"

Garret: thank u mom (:

Lana: you don't know what the word disadvantage means?

Ana: he is just 13. give him a break!

Wayne: why would we want to win a disadvantage 

JD: no you silly omg you get to give it to another team

Michelle: or throw it really hard and have the pieces shatter everywhere and slice your opponents

JD: Michelle we have wrapped any samadhis you get this season in bubble wrap

Michelle: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN

Jd: let's go get into positions everyone!



JD: we are competing on this bridge and you will hold your partner because we couldn't afford that big machine thing

Ana: Isn't that a Van Gogh painting?



JD: Okay winner gets the samadhi and the strength piece! on your mark, get set... GO!!!

Calley immediately drops Shep

JD: Calley why did you drop Shep omg

Calley: I thought you meant go like "let go" lol

JD: xD

Vanetta: Tom I don't know how long I can do this

Tom: Vanetta this is your challenge. literally all you have to do is sit here

Vanetta: Maybe another day but today I'm not really feeling it!

JD: Tom splashes into the water! Brown is out and five teams remain

Jordyn: Ben you're really heavy I'm sorry but I have to let you go

Ben: isn't your whole shtick that you're like the tough tom boy

Jordyn: well we all know it wasn't pro-scavenger hunt seeker LOL

Ben: LMAO

JD: can someone else fall I want to go back to my hut

Tyler: deal. I want to go home

Tyler lets go of Michelle and crashes into the water

Michelle (confessional): I'm not babysitting this season

JD: four teams remain! gray, blue, green, and purple!

Jordyn is trying to let go of Ben but Ben won't let go of Jordyn

Jordyn: hi Ben time to let go please

Ben: no I want to win this challenge

Jordyn literally pries Ben's fingers off of her arm and he falls into the creek

JD: Green, Gray, and Purple, who will it be?!

Lana: don't let go Trevor!

Maryelle: I'm sorry Wayne! You're legit double the size of me!

JD: and Wayne falls in and does a cannonball! we have two teams left. who will win the first endurance mission?

Trevor: I can't do this much longer

Garret: Ana I'm slipping!














And the GREEN team falls into the water meaning that the PURPLE team is our winners!! Good job Ana and Garret!!!!

Garret (confessional): Dakota was always good at the hanging on challenges so I just thought "What Would Dakota Do" hehe. I hope he's watching this. I hope he's proud of me. But omg edit that out I don't want him hearing that. Unless you think he feels the same way??

Ana (confessional): I can't believe I won my first Endurance challenge! We now have a big decision to make

JD: remember Garret. samadhi is bad bad bad and you give it to a team you don't like, okay?

Garret: ok hehe

JD: Purple is in the lead with two pieces and everyone else has one! Time to go chat and figure out who is getting that pesky little samadhi



Lana and Trevor approach the purple team who are sitting in the parking lot. Ana is reading a novel on systemic racism and Garret is finger painting a picture of a cat!

Garret: cats go meow!

Ana: good job Garret!

Lana: hey can we steal you guys for a sec?

Ana: Sure! This isn't the Bachelor though lol

Lana: lol my bad. so I was hoping you guys saw that we are good competitors and that us and you might be the two best in the game

Ana: Yeah you guys did great! I think teaming up might be a smart idea

Trevor: Lana do you think it's a good idea to make another one?

Ana: another what?

Lana: nothing, I think he meant another friend lol.

Trevor: no didn't you say the word alliance earlier to tom and vanetta?

Lana: shhh Trevor

Trevor: that's what you said about our alliance with Brown! to keep it shhh like a secret. don't you remember?

Ana: yikes

Lana (confessional): Can't wait for the samadhi



Later in the day Jordyn comes up to Ana in the back alley

Jordyn: there's my girl! you kicked some booty today!

Ana: Hi Jordyn. Thank you. No need to worry, you guys aren't getting the samadhi

Jordyn: This is why you're my bestie for life! Love you girl

Ana (confessional): Sweet, simple Jordyn. Why would I give the samadhi to a team that literally is so weak that the samadhi wouldn't make a difference

CalleY: Sick burn LOL

Ana: you shouldn't be in my personal confessional missy



The teams meet in the patch of grass that has a few logs to sit on

JD: okay so with the theme of low budget this season, the samadhi is this glass mug from the dollar tree. Purple the question is, who is going to be breaking it open today?

Garret: I forgot

Ana: So everyone... we had some teams approach us, and some teams that didn't at all. I have a second life in this game and I want to make sure I make it further than in High Sierras... for that reason, I have to take out a team I see as a threat.








That team is the Green team. Lana and Trevor, today you guys made it clear you were in an alliance with brown. I don't like the idea of a team flip-flopping with power. So good luck in the temple mission, and rethink some of your strategic decisions.

Ben: oof

JD: oof is right. Lana, would you like to break it?

Lana: would I ever...







Lana smashes the samadhi and a note falls out, with "1 to 100" written on it.

JD: Well look at that. Lana. You have a very important decision to make. Choose a number between 1 and 100.


Lana: 97

JD: ok so in tomorrow's challenge you will have a 97 foot disadvantage against the other teams

Lana: wait you're telling me that if I chose 1 we literally would have had a 1 foot disadvantage

JD: yes hehe

Trevor: next Time let me pick the numbers Lana...

Lana: Like how I let you tell Purple about our alliance?

Trevor: I was just confused because you told brown we were working with them and then Purple

Lana (confessional): this is why it would have been nice to have worked with literally anyone on e1 so that we had a test run lol

JD: okay everyone get some sleep! You'll need it for your Endurance mission tomorrow. Toodles!

Brown: Tom and Vanetta - Perseverance

Blue: Ben and Jordyn - Commitment 😘

Yellow: Shep and Calley - Discipline

Gray: Wayne and Maryelle - Courage

Orange: Tyler and Michelle - Trust

Green: Lana and Trevor - Teamwork

Purple: Ana and Garret - Ingenuity, Strength

~~End of episode 3~~

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

I can't get over how you misspell Anna and Garret afdldaknfalj
NOT AN AMBER CAMEO AFADFSGSGSFG NOT THE CHUCKLEHEAD ALDSKJFSDLKFJSD
NOT VANETTA SAYING WE DIDN'T LOSE THE OTHER TEAMS WON AHEAD
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO JD KISSING THE PIECE. I LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE IT LIKE 10 LINES WITHOUT CRACKING UP

"Jordyn: s...orry I'm jus...t out of br...eath

Ana (confessional): she might want to prep a little more in case she has to do that scavenger hunt mission again lol"
THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME HOLLER!!

"Vanetta: girl you CANT be saying that stuff you goofball LOL"
Why does this sound exactly like something she'd say tho dfdsdfdsd

"Tyler: you're not going to do the lame backstories before each mission like you did on e1 right JD?"
As Calley would say... TEA!

"Michelle: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN"
QUEEN OF SAMADHIS

JD going xD dfgfdsdfgfds

JORDYN PRYING BEN OFF NOOOOO LMAO AND GARRET BEING OBSESSED WITH DAKOTA I CAN'T

"Ana is reading a novel on systemic racism and Garret is finger painting a picture of a cat!" STOP I'M ACTUALLY HOWLING AT THIS!!!!!!!!

Bruh and that Samadhi. Lmaoo.

This story really has me crying laughing the entire time omfg

[fanofe2]

The part where they were wondering what a disadvantage was!

[Mister Ham]

I'm sorry but this episode is so funny to me omfg I don't think I can write another one like it

[amplify26]

Sorry it took me a while, but good episode!
HIghlights:
--there should be a bamboo pyramid piece-=Tom. We feel you.
--Shep: Weren't you guys on Tehachapi? Oh man, E2 Gray was basically a non-factor, I wouldn't have questioned it.

[Mister Ham]

Endurance Awful

Episode Four: Complimentary Colors

Endurance theme song begins

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Brown: Tom and Vanetta
Blue: Ben and Jordyn
Yellow: Shep and Calley
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle
Orange: Tyler and Michelle
Green: Lana and Trevor
Purple: Ana and Garit

Mitch: ok not me casting the most diverse season of endurance. Discovery kids is shaking


The teams are sitting at camp

JD: Everybody say sausage keep it going

Everyone: eggs bacon grits

Ben: Sausage

JD: 😍

Vanetta: is this an eating competition

JD: no ugh you ruined the moment

Wayne: I’m begging for literally 5 seconds of airtime

JD: this is all you get for the episode. Ok yesterday was a little tense I think it’s time to talk it out

Lana: I have nothing to say

Trevor: but you just talked so technically you had SOMETHING to say lol

tyler: i mean yeah you guys got caught being sneaky and making alliances so it was going to catch up to you eventually

Lana: Are y’all gonna pull an E4 and target me for having an alliance when you guys are probably all in one and just haven’t got caught yet

Tom: not for nothing but it was kind of a 1 way alliance considering vanetta will probably not win anything

Vanetta: Tom we literally just won the last challenge and purple just won ahead.

Tom: WE FELL IN 30 SECONDS

Vanetta: I was in the movie “Freedom Writers”



JD: I think I might just have to hide another karma piece in the ground if y’all can’t be sweet to one another

Jordan: You just want to watch Ben bend over again and dig it up

Calley: TEA LMAO

Ben: my last name isn’t Dover…

Mitch: I mean I thought Ben was cute too

Michelle: Ben maybe you should use this as a strategy like Mitch did in Bryan’s endurance season last summer

Calley: t.e.a.

Anna: y’all aren’t even in this season wtf please leave

Shep: y’all weren’t even a team in Endurance 5 so I suggest sitting this one out

calie: TEA LMFAOOO

JD: ENOUGH. We are DONE with being meanie heads.

Jordyn: No literally like i’m going to start crying

Ben: please don’t waste any energy. you don’t have any to spare for the challenge

JD: that’s IT. we are going to make friendship bracelets and do karaoke before this challenge. The last thing I want is any drama in Bozeman >

Musical interlude to the song “Rather Be” by Clean Bandit. The cast makes friendship bracelets. Jordyn makes two for Anna and she throws them in the trash. Tom starts to give Vanetta a piggy-back-ride and collapses




JD: ok challenge time

Shep: I’m glad we had time to kiss and make up. I feel a lot better now

JD: about that…

Lana: Me too. I was feeling stressed and now I feel relaxed!

Lana and Anna hug and trevor gives lana a high 5

JD: so yeah today we are doing a targeting mission lmao

Calley: YIKESSS

Michelle: Wait so why did you have such a big spiel about us being nice to one another??

JD: because you wouldn’t see the targeting mission coming

Jordyn: but i don’t want to target anyone, i love each and every one of these teams <333

Anna (confessional): we love a victim edit

Mitch: I’ll prep the sandbags

Jd: today is a classic mission from E3… bagging on you! Each team will get two sandbags tied together by a rope. Throw the rope on your platform to eliminate a team from the challenge. If multiple teams score then you can’t eliminate a team that also scored

Lana: Wait where is our line i don’t see it

JD: hi green team since you got the samadhi for being downright CARELESS with your alliances, you are 97 feet back from all the other teams. Which we didn’t have space for so you are behind the tree line

Trevor (confessional): I say we have just as good of a shot as anyone else

Lana: (confessional): I still think my name spelled backwards is funny asf LOL

JD: ok the last team standing gets to send two teams to the temple. get to your line and THROW in 3…

Lana: wait we have to get to our starting post

JD: Who?

Lana: us the green team

JD: no. who asked? LMAO

Callie: tough

JD: 2…

Ben: my favorite letter!

JD: ONE…!

Anna: if we win this garrit i’ll let you pick a prize from the prize box!

Garit: OMG

JD: THROW!

Maryelle: we got it!

Shep: us too



JD: ok time is up

Trevor: but we didn’t get to throw

JD: sorry next time you should hustle hehe ok who are you guys eliminating

Wayne (to maryelle): I think we should stick with our e2 alliance

Maryelle: ok we are eliminating the purple team

JD: anna and garrett take a seat. ok what about you yellow?

Shep: Gray!

JD: you can’t eliminate gray because they also scored and are safe

Shep: ugh please?

Callie: yes please?

JD: if i bend the rules for you then i have to bend the rules for everyone else.

Shep: you literally let karen and the other red team player run the temple of fate

Maryelle: i mean if they do then we’d like to change our answer

Jd: yeah no yellow just pick another team

Shep: pass

Callie: yeah we will just pass for this round

JD: how do you expect to win this mission if you don’t eliminate anyone

Callie: You can pass your turn but it’s rude to pass gas LMAO

Jd: ok round two. 6 teams remain. THROW

Ben: we got it!

Tyler: us two

Michelle: it’s to*

Jd; green why didn’t you throw again

Lana: we can’t make it over the tree line

JD: ok who is it going to be?

Tyler: We decided the gray team

Jordyn: I don’t want to do this.

Ben: I will. We’re getting rid of brown

JD: ok we are down to yellow, blue, orange, and green. THROW!

Callie: omg we got it again

Ben : so did we!

JD: ok who will it be

ben: we want to take out orange

Michelle: I will throw a samadhi at your face

Ben: orange you glad we didn’t say yellow xD

jd: you’re not allowed to take out yellow because they also scored. this challenge literally has like two rules

Callie: ok we are ready

jd: there is only one option left

Callie: we are...... going to pass

JD: why would you pass? The green team is the only choice. It’s not even personal at this point

Callie: because i think we can beat them

jd: but you can literally beat them right now and take them out

Shep: I agree. With calley. Pass

JD: whatever. Round 4…. Throw!

No one gets it

JD: ok round 5… throw




No one gets it

JD: ok round 6…. Throw








No one gets it..


JD: ok round 7….










Yellow gets it! Nice job yellow! Who will it be?

Calley: pass

JD: fml. Round 8….







No one gets it. Ok everyone lets walk 20 feet closer to the target. And… throw


Lana: ugh

Shep: fail xD




Ben: we got it!

JD: who will it be?

Ben: sorry yellow but you guys are little rockstars at this challenge

Callie: ugh we should’ve taken them out when we had the chance

JD: OH SHOULD YOU HAVE???

Callie: yeah probably

JD: So tell me I was right

Shep: JD you are grumpy today

JD: CALLIE STARTED IT

Callie: you’re 53 ew stop this

JD: Final round let’s throw…..

















BLUE gets it! Congratulations blue you are the winners of this challenge!

Jordan: omg do we win a food reward??!

JD: uh this ain’t survivor

Jordann: but I’m hungry!!!

JD: again this isn’t survivor we literally supply you with three meals a day.

Trevor: breakfast is the most important meal of the day

Lana: yup

JD: ok blue you have some time to go make your decision! Have fun!




Wayne and Maryelle are talking in an alleyway

Wayne: why do you think yellow and orange keep targeting us if we’re in an e2 alliance

maryelle: i don’t think they believe we were on the season

Callie: hey so I was spying on you guys from this pile of rubble

Wayne: ok

Calley: yeah idk you guys really don’t look familiar and it’s starting to give stalker energy

Michelle and Tyler pop up too

Tyler: yeah i think i’d remember e2 especially since i was on it lmao

Maryelle: we went to temple against you guys

Tyler: to be fair i literally was checked out day one so Ariana Grande could’ve been there and I wouldn’t have remembered



Anna and Garrett are in front of an abandoned family video

Anna: do you think I need to check in with Jordan to make sure we’re safe?

Garrett: *growls*

Anna: You’re right. She has my back. let’s get back to practicing your ABC’s

Garret: A B F Y T!

Anna: Oooh we got the first two this time!



Ben and Jordyn are talking down by the crick

Ben: Jordyn I know you don’t want to send anyone but we have to

Jordyn: ugh i know i am thinking maybe green and brown they are the obvious choice

LAna: hey guys i’m sorry to intrude but… jordyn I think there's something you need to see.




The seven remaining teams are sitting by the fire and blue gets up to stand next to JD

JD: blue team are you ready to tell me who is going to temple?

Ben: yeah we each decided on one team to send.







I am sending orange. For being a complimentary color you sure don’t give us many compliments

Michelle: random

JD: ok and jordyn who is the other team?

Jordyn: it pains me to say this.

Lana: it’s ok girl. You can do this.

Jordan: when I was doing my daily go-through-the-garbage-search to look for clues to the hidden immunity idol…

JD: again this is not survivor

Jordan:: I found not one… But TWO! Friendship bracelets

*pulls both friendship bracelets out of her pocket*

Vanetta: ew you went through the garbage?

Jordin: Anna… do these bracelets look familiar to you?

Anna: *gulps* uh… well…

Jordyn: And can you tell me just WHY my two precious bracelets symbolizing our friendship are at the bottom of our rubbage bin?

Anna: I can explain!

Jordyn: Feel free to explain…. To Kareem and Rachel ray… at the TEMPLE OF FATE

Calley: tea

Anna (confessional): remember when blue asked me for an alliance and I turned it down? I’m really regretting that decision right now

Garret: Confessional: bark bark woof

JD: orange and purple. You both have a hot date at the temple with the red team tonight. Say your goodbyes. For two of you this will be your last night in Bozeman Montana. Also karen and raymond are hosting the temple of fate so have fun






The two teams arrive at the temple

Kareem: hey guys and gals who is ready for some TEMPLE!

Michelle: I know this place all too well…

Rachel: well here is a twist on an old favorite… temple looks a little different this season

Kareem: so since we are here and production is not we come up with the rules

Rachel: and we decided that the team that wins temple has to go against us to get back in the game

Anna: Can it be the partner game from e3 since you both sucked so royally at it?

Kareem: no

Rachel: you have to go against us at temple after

Tyler: is this allowed? This doesn’t seem right

Rachel: I don’t see JD… do you?

Tyler: ok then

Rachel: Ok pick your first element my darlings!!!!


Michelle: I like fire

Garrett: What’s an element?




Kareem: ok let’s see what you picked








Orange: Fire
Purple: Water




Rachel: ok purple if you win one more time you get to go against us to see if you make it back into the game!



Tyler: maybe if we pick the same thing again they will too and I can finally go home

Michelle: But I don’t want to go home

Tyler: didn't you know that we get a cash out no matter how long we're in the game?

Michelle : some of us actually signed up to play Endurance

Anna: fire water or wood garrett?

Garrett: fire is scary!!!

Anna: ok so water or wood

Garet: I get wood when I think about Dak-

Anna: bye




Kareem: and the winner is….







Orange: water
Purple: wood


Anna: good job garrett!! You did it!!

Garret: i did it for you baby

*takes a picture out of his pocket of dakota and kisses it*

Rachel: weird. Anyways bye orange! It was a pleasure



Orange disappears behind the fire


Kareem: ok it’s time to go against US now.

Rachel: and we will have Eleanor from e3 host the temple

Anna: eleanor wtf

Eleanor: don’t sass me

Anna: sry



Eleanor: round one! Begin

Kareem: we know what they chose last time so that’s a good advantage

Anaa: garrett last time you chose correctly so i’ll let you write this time


Eleanor: thank you for your answers. Let’s see who won round 1…













Red: fire
Purple: dog



Anna: wait you wrote DOG?

Eleanor: yeah that’s not a real element so red wins round one

Anna: GARRETT


Eleanor: let’s start round 2!

Anna: Garrett you need to think really hard… what ELEMENT will help us win?

Rachel: I say write fire again





Eleanor: let’s see who was victorious!






Red: water
Purple: wood


Rachel: I told you to write fire

Kareen: I ele-meant to I just forgot xD

Anna: Garrett I really need you to think

Garet: Let me write this one. I have it


Eleanor: ok last round…. Good luck!!


Garet: Whiffleball…. Oboe… omlete

Anna: Garrett those aren’t elements

Garret: Dakota <3

Kareem: i think water is swell

Eleanor: ok hand me your stones now

Garet: here you go!

Ana: no Garrett you literally just wrote random words on there!

Eleanor: sorry Anna Banana he already turned it in. Let’s see the dominant element… Good luck red!

Ana: what about us???

Eleanor (looking Ana in the eyes): f*** e5

Ana: OMG!










Red: water
Purple: Whiffleball Oboe Omelet Dakota

Rachel: OMG we win!!! Kareem we are back in the game!!

Ana: Garet you idiot! I will never forgive you!!

Eleanor: Wait a rootin’ tootin’ moment!!

Kareem: huh??

Eleanor: it appears garrett’s answer was a code… an acronym if you will... if you look at the first letter in each word.. It spells out the element WOOD!

Ana: omg Garrett!! You are a genius!!

Garrett: I didn’t mean to do th-

Anna: oh you humble humble man… WE are heading back into the game and red team can kick rocks and so can you ELEANOR

Kareem: omg

Garrett (confessional): i have no idea what everyone was talking about but if anna wants me to shut up she’s probably right

Anna and Garrett leave the temple

Racehl: I’ll get you next time my pretties…

Kareem: And your little dog too!!






Purple team runs into camp

Lana: oh crap…

Shep: Nooo!!!!

Maryelle: ok tbh orange had it coming

Jordyn: welcome back purple team

Jordyn (confessional): this feud is just beginning. Anna messed with the wrong beast. But don’t worry… I’ll play the dumb little girl role until it’s my time to strike again

End of episode

Brown: Tom and Vanetta - Perseverance
Blue: Ben and Jordyn - Commitment 😘
Yellow: Shep and Calley - Discipline
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle - Courage
Green: Lana and Trevor - Teamwork
Purple: Ana and Garret - Ingenuity, Strength

[Cruise meerkat Youssy]

Bruh this ish is SOOOOO FREAKING FUNNY HAHAHA. It takes me forever to read because I legit be cracking the hell up at every line. Garret and Calley are KILLING MEEEE

[Mister Ham]

Endurance Awful

Episode Five: Have a Holly, Trolley Christmas

Endurance theme song begins

Endurance theme song ends

Brown: Tom and Vanetta
Blue: Ben and Jordyn
Yellow: Shep and Calley
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle
Green: Lana and Trevor
Purple: Ana and Garit


Mitch: these piece poles are literally the ugliest colors lmfao

Michelle: can we come back then?

Mitch: Tyler immediately flew home sry sweets




The teams are sitting in the huts because it’s raining

Mitch: I literally never remember it really raining on Endurance besides Hawaii and maybe Fiji for like 30 seconds. Like literally how was it never raining

JD: guys come on out the weather is fine <333

Jordyn: if Anna comes out she will melt

Anna: huh? I’m one of the GUYS I don’t mind getting a little wet hehe

Jordyn: i said that because you’re a wicked, wicked witch.

Anna (confessional): high key rude but if i get witch vibes from anyone it’s definitely Maryelle

Maryelle (confessional): just because i brought a cauldron and a broom as my personal items doesn’t mean anything. I like to cook and I hate when things are dusty xD

JD: we will be looking into these claims because we already have our iconic Endurance witches… Sabrina…

Garrit: the teenage witch?

JD: no from e1. We also had nicole…

Tom: wasn’t that the heavy-set one I beat in the headstrong competition?

Vanetta: no that was Damien

Lana: also no. how do you guys not know the trivia from your own season?

JD: to be fair your seasons did happen like 15 years ago. It’s lowkey weird how obsessed some of y’all still are with it

Mitch, Bryan, etc.: 👁👄👁

Vanetta (confesional): how long was i in that bamboo comma for LMAO


JD: challenge time you angels

Calley: don’t we get to see who won the piece, I want to know the TEA! Lol

Jd: honestly it was basically a 3 page pity party about how michelle was more deserving than you all and then Tyler just wote yellow on the bottom

Calley: tea and TEA! We want that piece!

Shep: well you heard the lady JD.. GIMME

JD: ok take the piece you scallywags



The ugly a$$ piece poles:
Brown: Tom and Vanetta - Perseverance
Blue: Ben and Jordyn - Commitment 😘
Yellow: Shep and Calley - Discipline, Trust
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle - Courage
Green: Lana and Trevor - Teamwork
Purple: Ana and Garret - Ingenuity, Strength

Lana: ok ngl these piece poles are ugly. also literally who chose brown as a color of endurance xD pink was an option and so was chartreuse

Sarah: I like the idea of pink as a team color

JD: it’s Purple you MORON

Sarah: everyone said i was a mean girl but you are too JD

JD: today’s challenge is called HANG 5!! Does anyone remember this fan favorite of a challenge!! 😍

Ben: huh? I’ve never heard of it

Shep: are you sure that wasn’t like a survivor challenge

JD: it was from the final four from endurance tehachapi!!!

Ben: what is a tehachapi

Wayne: those handheld digital pet toys from Japan

ANNA: Omg it literally was season 4 of endurance I studied it for my thesis!

Jordyn: that season was even a bigger flop than fiji LMAOOO

Ana: ok don’t laugh too hard J-wow. Fiji was the reason Endurance crashed

CalleY: TEA GIRL SPILLLLLL

Jordyn: You shut your d**n mouth Ana Banana. I’m about to make you SPLIT like a banana

Trevor: hot

Jordyn: NOT what I meant. You are going to make a tree and LEAF this island

Ana: we’re in Montana, not an island

Jordyn: NOT the point

Garrett: do you ever plan on getting to the point?

Calley: HOLLERINGGGGG

Ana: garret thank you but I’ll take it from here

Garet: ok mommy (:


JD: ok seems like things are heating up, lets get to the CHALLENGE! Are y’all ready?

Shep: JD literally no one knows this challenge can you please explain what is happening

JD: ugh whatever. in this mission one teammate is hanging from a bar, while the other player is on a trolley above them. The player on top has to transport the player below to get 5 triangles on one side, and take them to another. The first team to get all 5 pieces to the other side wins.

Vanetta: I’ve never been on a trolley. I can’t wait!

Tom: well there was no way you were going to hang onto that bar so was there really another choice LMAO


JD:also remember we can’t afford clean water so if you fall you’re going into the nasty ol BOG hehe

Ana: ok garrett just pedal it like a bike

Garit: what’s that

Ana: pedaling?

Garrett: no, a bike

JD: on your mark… get set…. GOOOOOOO!!!!


Ben: wait why am I holding onto the bar if i have strong, able legs to pedal us

Jordyn: my legs are able I just think i’m allergic to running xD

Ben: well then why are we sitting here still? The challenge started

Jordyn: I think i’m also allergic to biking XDDD

Ben: i’m going with you to the allergist next time

Jordyn: uhhh so about that. I do my own research XDDDDDDD

Ben: XD is downright disrespectful

Jd; while blue team is fighting Yellow and Gray have a piece returned! Purple is halfway and trevor has taken green team off the rails and they are doing donuts in the parking lot

Trevor: maybe we’ll get some extra credit for taking the road less traveled

Lana: I can’t even be mad because I’m having FUN


Shep: don’t let go Calley! We’ve got a good shot at winning a mission for once!

Wayne: move it Maryelle!!

Maryelle: CLANG CLANG CLANG GOES THE TROLLEY

Wayne: DING DING DING WENT THE BELL

Maryelle and Wayne together: SING SING SING WENT MY HEARTSTRINGS. FROM THE MOMENT I SAW HIM I FELLLLL

Calley: can we not with the glee references. Especially season 6 which was so bad

Maryelle: isn’t that interesting? Endurance followed a similar trend…

Jordyn: I HEARD THAT.

Calley: tea!


JD: ok after 10 minutes yellow has 4 pieces, gray has 3 pieces, brown and blue have 1 piece, and green is still doing laps around the bog in their trolley

Anna: honestly it’s just nice to see them getting along

Lana (confessional): the secret is, now that weed is legal, (which really seemed like it was my vibe even back in the Catalina Islands), i’ve learned to just let go a lot

JD: Yellow is on their way back for the win!

Shep: lets go Callie! we've never won a mission before!

Callie: Ok shep!

*Calley drops from the trolley and into the bog*

JD: and just like that yellow’s lead evaporates!! You need to collect a new fifth piece

Shep: WTF callie why did you drop

Callie: you literally said “let go” Shep

Shep: no I said “let’s go”

Calliey: nO I saID LeT’S GoO

Shep: omg are you literally mocking me

Callie: i doN’T kNOw ShEp Am I moCKiNg YoU?

Shep: ew stop you know i’m sensitive

JD: OMG and out of nowhere GRAY finishes congratulations GRAY TEAM!!!!

Wayne: goodie goodie gumdrops!

Maryelle: And I didn’t even need to use my magic wand!

Ana: I literally told you guys she was a witch

JD: congratulations GRAY! As a team who has never won ANYTHING this must be really exciting for you!!

Jordyn: yes you guys welcome to the mission winning club!! The water is fine over here aahahahaha

JD: you have never won a mission jordyn

Jordyn: uhhh duh final 4 memory comp?? Temple mission??

Ben: I won that

Jordyn: we did it as a team <3

Ben: no it was split in individuals remember

Jordyn: <333 Ben we won it together silly <3333

Ben: <3 no <3 we <3 didn’t. <3

JD: Gray go make your decision and also enjoy the Leadership piece and your first taste at power

Jordyn: we know it’s a big decision giving out the samadhi so please let us know if you need any help!!!

JD: you’ve never won an Endurance mission. Or even got the samadhi. Jordyn are you delusional?

Jordyn: Well jd to be fair why would a team give us the samadhi? They’d have made an enemy out of a huge threat!

JD: the only thing that was huge that season was the bill. #enduranceflop


Maryelle: who do you want to give it to.

Wayne: idk I was thinking not blue or purple because they will always be going after each other and we will be safe

Maryelle: ok and i also think no to brown because i literally keep forgetting they are here

Wayne: truth. Plus that Vanetta girl is a NUT lol. she makes me crack up

Maryelle: ok so green or yellow

Wayne: i have my decision. Do you?

Maryelle: yes. Your WISH is my command



JD: ok go gray won today and honestly it was kind of cute.

Wayne: thanks JD. this definitely would have only happened in a fanfic tho LOL

JD: truth. Ok who is getting the samadhi today??

Maryelle: well… to be completely honest… yellow we liked you guys and really wanted to work with you. But this season you’ve acted like you didn’t even know us and it’s hurtful.

Calley: it’s not our fault you didn’t make it past day 4-

Shep: CAN IT callie. I remember you guys we were just being playful (:

Maryelle: ok so we are giving you a chance. Literally just what is my name?

Shep: Maria!

Maryelle: no.

Shep: Marina

Calley: Mozzarella stick

Shep: Mindy

Callie: Marsha

Shep: Marsha?? Lmaoo

Calley: you are laughing at Marsha and not at mozzarella stick? xD

She: xD

Maryelle: we are giving the samadhi to yellow omg learn to quit while you’re ahead guys

JD: ok come on up thing 1 and thing 2 lol

Shep: well I for one am offended

Callie: is Marble the new Annie of this season? Are you just bullying me b/c you don’t like me?

Vanetta: shut it Callie and go collect your prize…

*callie smashes the samadhi and a note falls out*

Callie: 30 seconds

JD: yellow you will have a 30 second disadvantage in your next challenge…which starts NOW

Vanetta: can we please do tomorrow i’m so tired

Wayne: girl you can do it keep that head held high

Vanetta: we'll take the samadhi then so we have more time to rest

Tom: we will not be doing that

JD: ok line up you goons… it’s time for your next temple mission

TO BE CONTINUED… END OF EPISODE 5

Brown: Tom and Vanetta - Perseverance
Blue: Ben and Jordyn - Commitment 😘
Yellow: Shep and Calley - Discipline, Trust
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle - Courage, Leadership
Green: Lana and Trevor - Teamwork
Purple: Ana and Garret - Ingenuity, Strength

[amplify26]

I just got back to reading these episodes; dear God the last one was so amusing.
Is it just me, or is Yellow failing in the clutch going to become a recurring theme?
And somebody needs to make a cameo from Tehachapi real quick.

[Mister Ham]

My college is deleting my google drive at midnight tonight and I had a half-written episode so I am FINISHING IT TONIGHTTTTT

[Mister Ham]

I’m usually so bad about writing episodes but these bring joy to my soul

~~EPISODE SIX: Elevated Ballz~~

Endurance theme song begins

Endurance theme song ends

Brown: Tom and Vanetta - Perseverance
Blue: Ben and Jordyn - Commitment 😘
Yellow: Shep and Calley - Discipline, Trust
Gray: Wayne and Maryelle - Courage, Leadership
Green: Lana and Trevor -
Purple: Ana and Garret - Ingenuity, Strength, Teamwork

JD: ew why are the piece poles so ugly

Lana: grrrrrrr

JD: sorry just an observation. Like how ben looks highkey sexy today

Ben: I’m bisexual now!

JD: so I have a chance??

Ben: nope more like BYE sexual LMFAOOO

Jordyn: hDHSBADHABDHAD

ANA: Broke girls should never laugh!

Jordyn: grrrrrr

shep: wait didn’t you say the next challenge starts NOW? What are we waiting for

Wayne: Sorry y’all I had to go bring the browns to the super bowl if you know what I mean LOL

Maryelle (confessional): I don’t think y’all need me to tell y’all that the beach REEKS anytime wayne uses the bathroom. Like it’s jail

JD: EW what is that smell

Ana: Jordyn

Garrit: Sorry I tooted Ana lol I got scared

Lana: Ok I am so over the potty talk let’s get started

JD: ok today’s challenge is PIPEDREAMS

Sheppard: Wasn’t that a right to stay mission?

JD: wait was it..?

Ana: Jordyn thinking she will win endurance a second time is a PIPE DREAM

Calley: TEA

Jordyn (confessional): as soon as i figure out what pipe dream means I’m going to be livid

Mitch: omg my memory is fading me i literally thought that “Cherry Picker” from Endurance 2 was called “Pipedream”

Bryan: Fake fan

Mitch: Bryan get out of my endurance fan-fic you brat

Maryelle: it is brat summer tbh

Mitch: Bryan back up from Maryelle. you’re breaking your restraining order and must be 50 feet away at all times

Bryan: i’ll be back my pretties…..


JD: Ok for this mission I will just copy-paste the mission because I don;t even know how to begin to explain it. In this game, the teams have to place a large ball in a basket and assemble a series of poles together with the ball's holding cup on the very top. They must then carry the elevated ball across the beach, and finally dump it into an opening at the top of a large tower. The first team to put three balls in its tower wins.

Trevor: what is an elevated ball

Garret: And isn’t dump what Wayne just did LMAO

Calley: isn’t this the challenge we went home on Shep

Shep: It’s time for some REVENGE

JD: does everyone understand?

Maryelle: wait what is yellow’s punishment

Callie: It’s called a samadhi…

MAryelle: the punishment is probably being calley’s partner LMFAO

Wayne: LOL you ate that girl up and her little Sheppard too

Sheppard: My name is not short for Sheppard

Callie: Hey maryelle what’s this?



Maryelle: oh HELL to the no


JD: are we ready? Because I have Wheel of Fortune on at 7

Tom: I’m ready!

Vanetta: maybe we can push it to tomorrow?

Calli: wait JD I thought you said early on that each mission would have a TWIST on an old favorite..!

JD: the twist is Callie will shut her mouth for the whole challenge

Annie: YUUUUUUP

JD: ok on your mark… get set… GO!!!!

Garrett: Wait was it ball then elevate then pole?

Ana: that doesn’t even make sense

Trevor: JD never told be what an elevated ball is

Lana: I’m about to take my foot and elevate some balls if you don’t get WORKING

Callie: wait can we go yet? It’s been like an hour

JD: it’s been 12 seconds

Calley: Grrrrrrr


Wayne: I put the pole together Maryelle let’s GO

JD: oh no gray’s pole falls apart and knocks Maryelle unconscious

Bryan: NOOOO!!!!

Mitch: OUT.

Wayne: Maryelle are you ok ?! JD didn’t last time everyone have HELMETS?

JD: budget cuts

Wayne: Safety first?!

JD: Fiji was expensive and I think we all wagered a little too much money on green winning e6

Ben: oh that’s not…

Jordyn: in the sense that-

Wayne: omg no one cares that you guys flopped your way to a win we need a DOCTOR

Anna: I actually have my phd in multidisciplinary-

Wayne: A doctor in Something USEFUL!!!!!!!

Anna: Oh hell to the no

Calli: I used that line first

Anna: and it may be your last in this series if you don’t shut your mouth

Callie: tea ok sorry multidisciplinary queen

Anna: Garret. Grab a ball. We are bringing this home. No one doubts a woman with a doctorate and a DREAM

Garrett: Beach ball?

Anna: Yes buddy. Beach ball

Vanetta: jd can we go back to the huts now

JD: no i’m currently looking through the med kit. Wayne I think I may have a bandaid

Wayne: she doesn’t need a bandaid she needs to be conscious!!!

Ana: this is similar energy to when i fell and ATE it on e5

Vanetta: ok well y’all are loud and annoying I am going back to the huts

Jd: Vanetta you can’t leave or you’ll be disqualified

Vanetta: But Tom already put all three balls in while I trimmed my nails

JD: OMG you’re right look at those 3 big beautiful brown balls

Ben: too much man

JD: Brown you win the temple mission!!!

Maryelle: good morning everyone I am awake

JD: Want to be the first to congratulate Brown on a well deserved win for their elevated balls?

Maryelle: where am I

JD: Bozeman Montana!!

Maryelle: I died and went to heaven


Tom and Vanetta are seen sitting in an abandoned playground

Tom: how much do you think they paid to rent these four blocks in bozeman montana

Vanetta: you think they actually paid? I think it’s just an abandoned lot…

Jordyn: hey guys… so what are you talking about…?

Tom: We haven’t even started yet LOL we are just talking about Bozeman

Jordyn: I’m not an idiot

Tom: Yesterday you asked if the word orange has a G in it

Vanetta: I beg your pardon?

Jordyn: You guys won the temple mission.I know you’re talking about who you’re sending.

Vanetta: We were literally talking about-

Jordyn: Send us and you will pay

Tom: We had no intention on sending y’all

Jordyn: Do I need to speak slower? Send. Us. And. You. Will. Pay.

Vanetta (confesional): this girl got a bad attitude and even worse breath

Calley: TEA.


The two lame loser teams are talking at the bog

Lana: Do you think our alliance is still good with them?

Trevor: Yeah purple immediately burned us lol i think they have our back

Wayne: Can you put in a good word for us? I’m worried about Maryelle

Maryelle: Tick tock… tick tock…

Trevor: oh like the app?

Maryelle: *gesturing around the parking lot*

Wayne: girl this is not the hunger games and you are not wiress


JD: Ok you fools. It’s time for a temple meeting.

Anna: How was Wheel of Fortune?

JD: it was ok. I keep forgetting vowels cost money and lost even more of the budget. So say goodbye to us doing “Spin Fly” ever again

Tom: Anyways. Vanetta and I have come to a decision.

Jordyn: I OBJECT!

Vanetta: Girl it’s not even you.

Jordyn: Oh I know it is… I can SENSE it. I can SMELL it across this whole beach!

Vanetta: We’re in Montana there ain’t no beach

Maryelle: The only thing I can smell is Wayne’s little STINKER from earlier

Wayne: OMG Maryelle you remember that? Is your memory getting better?

Maryelle: Yes it is. It was like an extra-powered smelling salt that I can’t un-sniff

JD: Oh thank God because we did not have the money in legal fees or insurance for any of you guys

Vanetta: You guys gave me an insurance card day one

JD: Well that’s you girl. You big old KLUTZ

Vanetta: Wow. Well Freedom Writers got more publicity than anything you ever produced

Calley: oh SNAP girl

Vanetta: chill with the vernacular my sweet.

Calley: oop!

Vanetta: much better

Tom: Anyways we are going to nominate gray for eviction

Wayne: WhAT?! We are like the only normal team here

Tom: yeah kind of the problem. We need simple, foolish teams around

Vanetta: Literally earlier I convinced Garret he could rip a pyramid piece off green’s pole and make it his. Didn’t y’all even notice it in the beginning of the episode run down?

JD: I didn’t even notice

Vanetta: exactly

JD: Garit you need to put that back tonight ok promise?

Garret: Grrrrrr

JD: Promise??

Garrit: Ok

Tom: AND we are nominating…








Vanetta: Tom… wait

Callie: BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA

Vanetta: I’ll accept that one

Callie: (:

Vanetta: Something didn’t sit well with me today

Wayne: Can we all let go of the bathroom situation

Vanetta: Not that.

Garret: I only picked my nose twice and one time was only because I thought I lost the pyramid piece up in there

Vanetta: Also not that. Ew.

Anna: It’s ok Garret. Everyone picks their nose now and then!

Tom: No they do not

Vanetta: Blue. Jordyn. You’ve been a bossy one on this island lately

Jordyn: We’re not on an island

Vanetta: Landscape

Ben: Mostly concrete

Vanetta: And you are always correcting us OMG I can’t stand y’all

Jordyn: then sit down it’s what you’re best at

JD: Omg this is getting nasty!! Get her!

Vanetta: Yeah Blue can go to temple with gray. Bye stink stinks

JD: ok good luck y’all you will find corinne and raymond up there! I’m going back to watch jeopardy

Lana: ok JD you’re officially old LOL








At the temple Kareem and Rachel are hanging out (:

Kareem: do you think we should have been cast on this season?

Rachel: i don’t even think we should have even been cast on our original season LMAO

Kareem: xD

Jordyn: hi y’all. How are you? You both look great.

Wayne: Flattery will get you nowhere Jor-DONE

Rachel: it doesn’t hurt!

Kareem: Mitch is literally doing random org for this temple because he’s sick of typing

Rachel: ok fair

Mitch: ok if your team color shows up in spot one… you WIN that round of temple. You need two rounds to win (:

First round…








There were 3 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
TIE
Gray
Blue
Maryelle: Grrrr okay round two







There were 3 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
Gray
Blue
TIE

MAryelle: YAY!!!

Rachel: Great job gray! One more round and you are back in the game

Kareem: Blue one more loss and you have to go home. Round three…

















There were 3 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
Blue
Gray
TIE
Wayne: Oh SNAP

Ben: Yes Jordyn!!

Rachel: Okay. We have a TIE. Both teams have won a round. So the next WINNER will return and go against the best of the best!

Maryelle: Isn’t it more like the worst of the worst?

Rachel: I never got good vibes from you on e2 and now I know why. Such a glass half-empty, negative, RAT

Maryelle: Round 4 please!













There were 3 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
Blue
Gray
TIE

Wayne: nooooooo

Maryelle: nooooooo

Rachel: ok get out of here you bums! You had more airtime this episode than ever before - remember that!

Kareem: congratulations blue team go join the others

Rachel: That flattery did get you somewhere girl

Jordyn: Oh it was all fake. Just like your botox.

Rachel: oh girl. Don't forget about KARMA. It rides around like a bicycle and you forgot your helmet missy...







Back at the concrete slab, the other teams are waiting

Callie: omg it's blue

Shep: Wait who even got eliminated

Trevor: I think orange

Ana: it was Gray team omg

Vanetta: ugh whatever I'm going back to playing leapfrog with Arthur. night y'all. Garrett go put that piece back

Garrettt: ugh fine mom


THE ENDDDDDD
of this episode
See y'all in a year or two


Brown: Tom and Vanetta - Perseverance
Blue: Ben and Jordyn - Commitment 😘
Yellow: Shep and Calley - Discipline, Trust
Green: Lana and Trevor - Teamwork
Purple: Ana and Garret - Ingenuity, Strength

[amplify26]

When the world needed him most...he returned.

And once again, you did a great job with this episode! J.D. must really love Wheel of Fortune, does he?

--"Sheppard". Haha.
--Ana: "Jordyn thinking she will win endurance a second time is a PIPE DREAM." *Nicole vs. Bryanah has left the chat*
--When did Bryan get a cameo on this show? I love how you incorporated his bias in Maryelle to the story. (That said, when do I get one?)
--"the punishment is probably being calley’s partner" OOOF.
--Not an Annie cameo! <3
--Ana: "No one doubts a woman with a doctorate and a DREAM"
--JD: "I keep forgetting vowels cost money and lost even more of the budget. So say goodbye to us doing “Spin Fly” ever again" What does he have against E4?
--Rachel: "i don’t even think we should have even been cast on our original season LMAO" Double OOOF.
--RIP E2 Gray Team
--Trevor: I think orange. OOF.

Next time on Endurance: Awful--everybody ends up on the set of In Real Life!

[Mister Ham]

Aug 11, 2024 22:47:20 GMT -5 amplify26 said:

When the world needed him most...he returned.

And once again, you did a great job with this episode! J.D. must really love Wheel of Fortune, does he?

--"Sheppard". Haha.
--Ana: "Jordyn thinking she will win endurance a second time is a PIPE DREAM." *Nicole vs. Bryanah has left the chat*
--When did Bryan get a cameo on this show? I love how you incorporated his bias in Maryelle to the story. (That said, when do I get one?)
--"the punishment is probably being calley’s partner" OOOF.
--Not an Annie cameo! <3
--Ana: "No one doubts a woman with a doctorate and a DREAM"
--JD: "I keep forgetting vowels cost money and lost even more of the budget. So say goodbye to us doing “Spin Fly” ever again" What does he have against E4?
--Rachel: "i don’t even think we should have even been cast on our original season LMAO" Double OOOF.
--RIP E2 Gray Team
--Trevor: I think orange. OOF.

Next time on Endurance: Awful--everybody ends up on the set of In Real Life!

Ahhh thank you friend! I always live for your live reactions LOL

Who do you want to be in the cameo for?!

[amplify26]

Aug 14, 2024 9:45:47 GMT -5 Mister Ham said:

Aug 11, 2024 22:47:20 GMT -5 amplify26 said:

When the world needed him most...he returned.

And once again, you did a great job with this episode! J.D. must really love Wheel of Fortune, does he?

--"Sheppard". Haha.
--Ana: "Jordyn thinking she will win endurance a second time is a PIPE DREAM." *Nicole vs. Bryanah has left the chat*
--When did Bryan get a cameo on this show? I love how you incorporated his bias in Maryelle to the story. (That said, when do I get one?)
--"the punishment is probably being calley’s partner" OOOF.
--Not an Annie cameo! <3
--Ana: "No one doubts a woman with a doctorate and a DREAM"
--JD: "I keep forgetting vowels cost money and lost even more of the budget. So say goodbye to us doing “Spin Fly” ever again" What does he have against E4?
--Rachel: "i don’t even think we should have even been cast on our original season LMAO" Double OOOF.
--RIP E2 Gray Team
--Trevor: I think orange. OOF.

Next time on Endurance: Awful--everybody ends up on the set of In Real Life!

Ahhh thank you friend! I always live for your live reactions LOL

Who do you want to be in the cameo for?!

Hmm...I always imagined myself having to introduce "All Tied Up' in a fanfic. And then me getting angry because J.D. invited me to help out with the show, only to get such a rough task.
Or something along the lines of the contestants believing I shouldn't be here, haha.

It's something that would be better nearer to the end, as everything falls apart.

Good luck with it!