Endurance Awful
Episode Four: Complimentary Colors
Endurance theme song begins
Endurance theme song ends
Brown: Tom and VanettaBlue: Ben and JordynYellow: Shep and CalleyGray: Wayne and MaryelleOrange: Tyler and MichelleGreen: Lana and TrevorPurple: Ana and GaritMitch: ok not me casting the most diverse season of endurance. Discovery kids is shaking
The teams are sitting at campJD: Everybody say sausage keep it going
Everyone: eggs bacon grits
Ben: SausageJD: š
Vanetta: is this an eating competitionJD: no ugh you ruined the moment
Wayne: Iām begging for literally 5 seconds of airtimeJD: this is all you get for the episode. Ok yesterday was a little tense I think itās time to talk it out
Lana: I have nothing to say
Trevor: but you just talked so technically you had SOMETHING to say lol
tyler: i mean yeah you guys got caught being sneaky and making alliances so it was going to catch up to you eventually
Lana: Are yāall gonna pull an E4 and target me for having an alliance when you guys are probably all in one and just havenāt got caught yet
Tom: not for nothing but it was kind of a 1 way alliance considering vanetta will probably not win anything
Vanetta: Tom we literally just won the last challenge and purple just won ahead.
Tom: WE FELL IN 30 SECONDS
Vanetta: I was in the movie āFreedom WritersāJD: I think I might just have to hide another karma piece in the ground if yāall canāt be sweet to one another
Jordan: You just want to watch Ben bend over again and dig it upCalley: TEA LMAOBen: my last name isnāt Doverā¦Mitch: I mean I thought Ben was cute too
Michelle: Ben maybe you should use this as a strategy like Mitch did in Bryanās endurance season last summer
Calley: t.e.a.
Anna: yāall arenāt even in this season wtf please leaveShep: yāall werenāt even a team in Endurance 5 so I suggest sitting this one outcalie: TEA LMFAOOOJD: ENOUGH. We are DONE with being meanie heads.
Jordyn: No literally like iām going to start crying
Ben: please donāt waste any energy. you donāt have any to spare for the challenge
JD: thatās IT. we are going to make friendship bracelets and do karaoke before this challenge. The last thing I want is any drama in Bozeman >
Musical interlude to the song āRather Beā by Clean Bandit. The cast makes friendship bracelets. Jordyn makes two for Anna and she throws them in the trash. Tom starts to give Vanetta a piggy-back-ride and collapsesJD: ok challenge time
Shep: Iām glad we had time to kiss and make up. I feel a lot better nowJD: about thatā¦
Lana: Me too. I was feeling stressed and now I feel relaxed!
Lana and Anna hug and trevor gives lana a high 5JD: so yeah today we are doing a targeting mission lmao
Calley: YIKESSS
Michelle: Wait so why did you have such a big spiel about us being nice to one another??
JD: because you wouldnāt see the targeting mission coming
Jordyn: but i donāt want to target anyone, i love each and every one of these teams <333Anna (confessional): we love a victim editMitch: Iāll prep the sandbags
Jd: today is a classic mission from E3ā¦ bagging on you! Each team will get two sandbags tied together by a rope. Throw the rope on your platform to eliminate a team from the challenge. If multiple teams score then you canāt eliminate a team that also scored
Lana: Wait where is our line i donāt see itJD: hi green team since you got the samadhi for being downright CARELESS with your alliances, you are 97 feet back from all the other teams. Which we didnāt have space for so you are behind the tree line
Trevor (confessional): I say we have just as good of a shot as anyone else
Lana: (confessional): I still think my name spelled backwards is funny asf LOLJD: ok the last team standing gets to send two teams to the temple. get to your line and THROW in 3ā¦
Lana: wait we have to get to our starting postJD: Who?
Lana: us the green teamJD: no. who asked? LMAO
Callie: toughJD: 2ā¦
Ben: my favorite letter!JD: ONEā¦!
Anna: if we win this garrit iāll let you pick a prize from the prize box!
Garit: OMGJD: THROW!
Maryelle: we got it!Shep: us tooJD: ok time is up
Trevor: but we didnāt get to throwJD: sorry next time you should hustle hehe ok who are you guys eliminating
Wayne (to maryelle): I think we should stick with our e2 alliance
Maryelle: ok we are eliminating the purple teamJD: anna and garrett take a seat. ok what about you yellow?
Shep: Gray!JD: you canāt eliminate gray because they also scored and are safe
Shep: ugh please?
Callie: yes please?JD: if i bend the rules for you then i have to bend the rules for everyone else.
Shep: you literally let karen and the other red team player run the temple of fateMaryelle: i mean if they do then weād like to change our answerJd: yeah no yellow just pick another team
Shep: pass
Callie: yeah we will just pass for this roundJD: how do you expect to win this mission if you donāt eliminate anyone
Callie: You can pass your turn but itās rude to pass gas LMAOJd: ok round two. 6 teams remain. THROW
Ben: we got it!
Tyler: us two
Michelle: itās to*Jd; green why didnāt you throw again
Lana: we canāt make it over the tree lineJD: ok who is it going to be?
Tyler: We decided the gray teamJordyn: I donāt want to do this.
Ben: I will. Weāre getting rid of brownJD: ok we are down to yellow, blue, orange, and green. THROW!
Callie: omg we got it againBen : so did we!JD: ok who will it be
ben: we want to take out orangeMichelle: I will throw a samadhi at your faceBen: orange you glad we didnāt say yellow xDjd: youāre not allowed to take out yellow because they also scored. this challenge literally has like two rules
Callie: ok we are readyjd: there is only one option left
Callie: we are...... going to pass
JD: why would you pass? The green team is the only choice. Itās not even personal at this point
Callie: because i think we can beat them
jd: but you can literally beat them right now and take them out
Shep: I agree. With calley. PassJD: whatever. Round 4ā¦. Throw!
No one gets it
JD: ok round 5ā¦ throw
No one gets it
JD: ok round 6ā¦. Throw
No one gets it..
JD: ok round 7ā¦.
Yellow gets it! Nice job yellow! Who will it be?
Calley: passJD: fml. Round 8ā¦.
No one gets it. Ok everyone lets walk 20 feet closer to the target. Andā¦ throw
Lana: ughShep: fail xDBen: we got it!JD: who will it be?
Ben: sorry yellow but you guys are little rockstars at this challenge
Callie: ugh we shouldāve taken them out when we had the chanceJD: OH SHOULD YOU HAVE???
Callie: yeah probablyJD: So tell me I was right
Shep: JD you are grumpy todayJD: CALLIE STARTED IT
Callie: youāre 53 ew stop thisJD: Final round letās throwā¦..
BLUE gets it! Congratulations blue you are the winners of this challenge!
Jordan: omg do we win a food reward??!JD: uh this aināt survivor
Jordann: but Iām hungry!!!JD: again this isnāt survivor we literally supply you with three meals a day.
Trevor: breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Lana: yup
JD: ok blue you have some time to go make your decision! Have fun!
Wayne and Maryelle are talking in an alleyway
Wayne: why do you think yellow and orange keep targeting us if weāre in an e2 alliancemaryelle: i donāt think they believe we were on the season
Callie: hey so I was spying on you guys from this pile of rubbleWayne: ok
Calley: yeah idk you guys really donāt look familiar and itās starting to give stalker energyMichelle and Tyler pop up tooTyler: yeah i think iād remember e2 especially since i was on it lmao
Maryelle: we went to temple against you guysTyler: to be fair i literally was checked out day one so Ariana Grande couldāve been there and I wouldnāt have rememberedAnna and Garrett are in front of an abandoned family videoAnna: do you think I need to check in with Jordan to make sure weāre safe?
Garrett: *growls*
Anna: Youāre right. She has my back. letās get back to practicing your ABCās
Garret: A B F Y T!
Anna: Oooh we got the first two this time!
Ben and Jordyn are talking down by the crick
Ben: Jordyn I know you donāt want to send anyone but we have to
Jordyn: ugh i know i am thinking maybe green and brown they are the obvious choice
LAna: hey guys iām sorry to intrude butā¦ jordyn I think there's something you need to see.
The seven remaining teams are sitting by the fire and blue gets up to stand next to JD
JD: blue team are you ready to tell me who is going to temple?
Ben: yeah we each decided on one team to send.
I am sending orange. For being a complimentary color you sure donāt give us many complimentsMichelle: randomJD: ok and jordyn who is the other team?
Jordyn: it pains me to say this.Lana: itās ok girl. You can do this.Jordan: when I was doing my daily go-through-the-garbage-search to look for clues to the hidden immunity idolā¦JD: again this is not survivor
Jordan:: I found not oneā¦ But TWO! Friendship bracelets*pulls both friendship bracelets out of her pocket*Vanetta: ew you went through the garbage?Jordin: Annaā¦ do these bracelets look familiar to you?Anna: *gulps* uhā¦ wellā¦Jordyn: And can you tell me just WHY my two precious bracelets symbolizing our friendship are at the bottom of our rubbage bin?Anna: I can explain!Jordyn: Feel free to explainā¦. To Kareem and Rachel rayā¦ at the TEMPLE OF FATECalley: teaAnna (confessional): remember when blue asked me for an alliance and I turned it down? Iām really regretting that decision right now
Garret: Confessional: bark bark woofJD: orange and purple. You both have a hot date at the temple with the red team tonight. Say your goodbyes. For two of you this will be your last night in Bozeman Montana. Also karen and raymond are hosting the temple of fate so have fun
The two teams arrive at the templeKareem: hey guys and gals who is ready for some TEMPLE!
Michelle: I know this place all too wellā¦Rachel: well here is a twist on an old favoriteā¦ temple looks a little different this seasonKareem: so since we are here and production is not we come up with the rulesRachel: and we decided that the team that wins temple has to go against us to get back in the gameAnna: Can it be the partner game from e3 since you both sucked so royally at it?Kareem: noRachel: you have to go against us at temple afterTyler: is this allowed? This doesnāt seem rightRachel: I donāt see JDā¦ do you?
Tyler: ok thenRachel: Ok pick your first element my darlings!!!!Michelle: I like fire
Garrett: Whatās an element?
Kareem: ok letās see what you pickedOrange: Fire
Purple: Water
Rachel: ok purple if you win one more time you get to go against us to see if you make it back into the game!
Tyler: maybe if we pick the same thing again they will too and I can finally go home
Michelle: But I donāt want to go home
Tyler: didn't you know that we get a cash out no matter how long we're in the game?
Michelle : some of us actually signed up to play EnduranceAnna: fire water or wood garrett?
Garrett: fire is scary!!!
Anna: ok so water or wood
Garet: I get wood when I think about Dak-
Anna: byeKareem: and the winner isā¦.Orange: water
Purple: wood
Anna: good job garrett!! You did it!!
Garret: i did it for you baby
*takes a picture out of his pocket of dakota and kisses it*
Rachel: weird. Anyways bye orange! It was a pleasure
Orange disappears behind the fireKareem: ok itās time to go against US now.
Rachel: and we will have Eleanor from e3 host the temple
Anna: eleanor wtfEleanor: donāt sass meAnna: sry
Eleanor: round one! Begin
Kareem: we know what they chose last time so thatās a good advantage
Anaa: garrett last time you chose correctly so iāll let you write this time
Eleanor: thank you for your answers. Letās see who won round 1ā¦
Red: fire
Purple: dog
Anna: wait you wrote DOG?
Eleanor: yeah thatās not a real element so red wins round one
Anna: GARRETTEleanor: letās start round 2!
Anna: Garrett you need to think really hardā¦ what ELEMENT will help us win?
Rachel: I say write fire againEleanor: letās see who was victorious!Red: water
Purple: wood
Rachel: I told you to write fire
Kareen: I ele-meant to I just forgot xD
Anna: Garrett I really need you to think Garet: Let me write this one. I have it
Eleanor: ok last roundā¦. Good luck!!Garet: Whiffleballā¦. Oboeā¦ omleteAnna: Garrett those arenāt elementsGarret: Dakota <3Kareem: i think water is swellEleanor: ok hand me your stones nowGaret: here you go!Ana: no Garrett you literally just wrote random words on there!Eleanor: sorry Anna Banana he already turned it in. Letās see the dominant elementā¦ Good luck red!Ana: what about us???
Eleanor (looking Ana in the eyes): f*** e5Ana: OMG!Red: water
Purple: Whiffleball Oboe Omelet Dakota
Rachel: OMG we win!!! Kareem we are back in the game!!
Ana: Garet you idiot! I will never forgive you!!Eleanor: Wait a rootinā tootinā moment!!Kareem: huh??Eleanor: it appears garrettās answer was a codeā¦ an acronym if you will... if you look at the first letter in each word.. It spells out the element WOOD!Ana: omg Garrett!! You are a genius!!Garrett: I didnāt mean to do th-Anna: oh you humble humble manā¦ WE are heading back into the game and red team can kick rocks and so can you ELEANORKareem: omgGarrett (confessional): i have no idea what everyone was talking about but if anna wants me to shut up sheās probably rightAnna and Garrett leave the temple
Racehl: Iāll get you next time my prettiesā¦
Kareem: And your little dog too!!Purple team runs into campLana: oh crapā¦Shep: Nooo!!!!Maryelle: ok tbh orange had it comingJordyn: welcome back purple team
Jordyn (confessional): this feud is just beginning. Anna messed with the wrong beast. But donāt worryā¦ Iāll play the dumb little girl role until itās my time to strike again
End of episode
Brown: Tom and Vanetta - PerseveranceBlue: Ben and Jordyn - Commitment šYellow: Shep and Calley - DisciplineGray: Wayne and Maryelle - CourageGreen: Lana and Trevor - TeamworkPurple: Ana and Garret - Ingenuity, Strength