EPISODE #5: A Voyage Beyond Belief*Chris stands infront of the Laboratory*
Chris: Last time on Total Drama History!
*Flashes back to the teams in a suburban Canadian neighborhood*
Chris: The teams went back in time to the greatest time of all! The time of Chris McClains childhood!
*Flashes to the teams making their sandwiches*
Chris: For the Futuristics, their sandwich was ok. But for the Pastorians...Their soggy burnt sandwich was a trip back to both myself and Chefs childhood.
*Shows Chris and Chef tearing up at the table*
Chris: And with that, the Futuristics lost and as a group, Whatshername Nicole got sent home!
*Shows Nicole sitting in the yard as the players get in the Time Machine*
Chris: To bad for her! But for now, lets get to the game! This is...Total! Drama! Historrrryyyyy!!!!
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INTRO:
*Total Drama Theme Plays*
*Cameras and Booms start popping out of random places*
*The Camera busts through the lab door*
*Harold and Tommy are stepping into a Time Machine*
*A large flash shows Riley and Fuju falling in Time Space*
*Flashes to Shavawn running from a T-Rex*
*Beth pokes a tarpit and a bubble pops in her face*
*Flashes to Brady looking at himself in a suit of armors reflection*
*Quin stands on a balcony dressed as a princess but falls off*
*Flashes to a Roman stadium where Blake and Shanaynay are fighting*
*Lydia sits in the crowd unammused*
*Flashes to Nate and Celia on the moon in suits about to kiss but their helmets block them*
*Wally runs on the Great Wall of China with Ninja Stars being thrown at him*
*Cindy and Nicole fall off a pilgrim boat into a river*
*Shows Arthur getting chased by Indians*
*Flashes to Phyllis screaming at a british band getting out of a plane and then getting trampeled by fans*
*Chris stands infront of the Time Machine holding a handfull of tickets as he gets rushed by the crowd to*
*Shows the cast standing around the Time Machine*
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*The Episode begins in the Girls Room at the Lab and Quin is writing in her diary*
Quin: Hmm...Uh-huh.[/color] *scribble*
Hehe. *scribbles*
*Quin continues to scribble in her pink sparkly diary*
*The camera moves over to Lydia who is laying on her bed drawing*
Lydia: Heheh. Yessss.[/color]
*The picture is seen to be numerous people from the show being hurt*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CONFESSIONAL:
Lydia: I have to express myself somehow. Drawing pictures of the people around me getting hurt is my only outlet right now![/color]
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*The Camera flashes to the Boys in their room. Arthur is seen talking to Blake*
Arthur: Dude. We need to form an alliance with the guys on our team.
Blake: Why? Its not like they'll want to do it.
Arthur: Look at our team. We're 4 guys to 3 girls right now. If those girls realize they arnt that strong, we could easily be voted out by them if they band together.
Blake: I think Ill have to pass. And if you ask any of the other guys, Im pretty sure you'll pay for it.[/color]
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*The episode flashes to the group infront of the Time Machine*
Shanaynay: Does anyone know why were here?[/color]
Riley: Well Im pretty sure it has to do with the challenge.Shanaynay: No dip blondie!*The time machine opens and Chris steps out dressed like a Pilgrim*
Chris: Ello! We're on our way to the new world! All aboarrrd!!!
*Everyone looks at Chris creeped out*
Chris: What? Arnt you guys excited?
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CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: Dont any of these kids have a bit of enthusiasm!? Geez!
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*The episode flashes to everyone being tossed around in the Time Machine*
*The Time Machine stops and the group steps out onto a boat with Pilgrims walking around aboard it*
Beth: Where are we?[/color]
Chris: This is 1492! And you guys are on the ocean blue on your way to a small Saskachewanian beach where Canada was founded!
*Harold raises his hand*
Chris: Why does this always happen!? Yes Harold?
Harold: Wasnt Canada founded after 1492? Wasnt that when Columbus sailed the ocean blue to America?Chris: Uhhh...They decided to split up and take a new ship. It was a race! Now onto the game!
*The camera flashes to Pilgrims walking on the boat and random stuff happening onboard*
Chris: This is the S.S. Kachewen! The first group of Pilgrims to discover Canada! And your challenge today involves making it to that beach!
*The camera flashes back to the group*
Chris: The boat will arrive on that beach in exactly 2 hours! The first team to have all their players on that beach will win the challenge!
*Everyone just stares at Chris*
Chris: What?
Fuju: Thats it?
Wally: Theirs no actual challenging part to this challenge? We just sit here and wait for the boat to stop and then run off?Chris: Yeah! But you have to have all of your players on the beach.
*Everyone just continues to look at Chris*
Chris: Ooook then...Ill see you all at the beach!
*Chris jumps off the side of the boat and lands in a small raft, with Chef rowing it*
Chris: And remember!!! Its every player!
*Everyone just looks at each other in shock*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CONFESSIONALS:
Brady: Did Chris really just jump ship?
Shavawn: This challenge shouldnt be that hard right? ...Right?[/color]
Celia: My teams gotta come up with a plan to win this challenge! We gotta keep our win streak going! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*The episode flashes to Blake standing infront of a mirror on the boat looking at himself*
Blake: Once I win this game, Ill get my own show, Ill have an extended contract with TeenHunk Magazine, Ill be unstoppable.[/color]
*Blake looks behind him to see Arthur talking to Brady and Nate*
Blake: Stupid moves.[/color]
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CONFESSIONALS:
Blake: I know he's probably talking to them about a guys alliance. And if he says something about me not wanting to be a part of it, that might make them want to get rid of me!
Arthur: Oh my god! Nate just told me and Brady the funniest joke! If I remember it, Ill say it.[/color]
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*The episode flashes to Celia who is talking to a pilgrim on the boat*
Celia: Hi![/color]
Pilgrim: Doth I know you fair maiden?
Celia: Uhhh...Im new to the ship. I was just wondering if you could help me?Pilgrim: But of course! What be thy favor?
Celia: Hmmm...*Celia whispers into the pilgrims ear as she looks interested*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CONFESSIONAL:
Celia: I think my idea will work just fine.[/color]
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*The episode flashes to some of the players fooling around*
Shavawn: Girl! What you sayin!?
Quin: Im just saying Im a little classier than you!
Shavawn: Giiiiirl! I wouldnt say that if you were in my streets!
Quin: Please. I bet my streets are tougher than yours.
Shavawn: Ok then! Bring it![/color]
*Both girls pause and suddenly Quin slaps Shavawn*
Shavawn: Oww girl! I was just kiddin![/color]
*The episode flashes to afew of the guys in the lower deck of the boat*
Riley: Hey guys look! Costumes![/color]
*Riley holds up an old Pilgrim Costume*
Harold: Is that a tag on it?
Wally: Who cares!?[/color]
*The episode flashes and Wally is seen in the suit*
Wally: Oh my gosh! This is awesome!!![/color]
*Wally starts jumping up and down screaming*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CONFESSIONAL:
Harold: Does anyone else think its wierd that the Pilgrims have tags on their clothing?[/color]
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*The episode flashes to all of the players at the side of the boat where the walkway is*
Shanaynay: Yall best be ready to get off those boat!
Nate: We will Shanaynay! Dont worry! Good luck my love![/color]
Celia: I wont need it...*The boat stops at the beach and the door thing opens*
*All of the players begin to sprint down the beach*
Riley: Hurry up!!![/color]
Blake: We can beat them!
Arthur: Just a little faster!
Shanaynay: They best not beat us!*Triumphant music plays as Chris stands on the beach*
*The Screaming Futuristics run up to Chris with the Pastorians right behind*
*The team starts to celebrate*
Chris: It looks like we have a winner!
*The Futuristics continue celebrating*
Chris: The Pastorians!!!
Futuristics: What!?Chris: Look at your team.
Shanaynay: One, two, three...Wait! Wheres Shavawn!?*The camera flashes to the boat*
Shavawn: Help me!!![/color]
*The camera shows Shavawn tied up to a post*
Pilgrim: That Celia was so nice I could not refuse her offer!
*The pilgrim turns around and counts a small wad of cash*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CONFESSIONAL:
Celia: The power of money conquers all.[/color]
Chris: I didnt say it was against the rules to have a little help!
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*The episode flashes to the Ticket Ceremony already, with Shavawn back with her team*
Chris: Ok...Im saying this now, Its getting old seeing youg guys here. This is like what, The 3rd time in a row Ive seen you here!? You guys are getting wiped across the floor!
Shanaynay: Its all Shavawns fault! She cost us the challenge!
Shavawn: Hey hey hey girl! I was tied up against my own will! If you werent so busy paying attention to the door you might have noticed I wasnt there!*The camera pans to Arthur next to Blake*
Arthur: Nows our chance. We can get rid of Shavawn if all the guys vote together.
Blake: No.
Arthur: Whyyyy? We can do this.
Blake: No. Ive had it with you.[/color]
*Blake leans over to Brady*
Blake: Vote for Arthur. Pass it on.[/color]
*Brady passes the word to Nate who passes it to Beth, who passes it to Quin*
Quin: Are you sure?[/color]
*Beth nods*
Chris: Ok! Now that we have all that covered, its time to vote!
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CONFESSIONALS:
Shanaynay: Shavawn is a friend of mine but she cost us that challenge!
Shavawn: Sorry Shanaynay. You blew up there!
Blake: Arthurs way over his head with this stunt. Everyone has to vote for him![/color]
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*The episode flashes to Chris holding the Passes*
Chris: Lets begin...Quin!
*Quin grabs her pass*
Chris: Brady and Beth!
*They grab their passes and stand by the Time Machine*
Chris: Nate...Blake!
*Both boys grab their passes*
Chris: Shhhhhhhhanaynay!
Shanaynay: Ha!*Shanaynay stands up and grabs her pass*
Chris: Which leaves you two...One of you is getting a pass. The other will be left on the beach.
*Dramatic music plays*
Chris: The final Pass goes to...
*The camera pans to both players*
Chris: Dun dun dun dun dun dun! Shavawn.
Shavawn: Yay!*Shavawn stands up and grabs the last pass*
Chris: Sorry Arthur. Looks like your scheming sucks.
Arthur: Oh shut up! If you guys agreed to form a guys alliance with me, Im pretty sure we could have gotten "Mrs. Ghetto Gurl" out!
Shavawn: Who you callin a gurl!?
Arthur: You!
Blake: Face it. We didnt like your idea of an alliance and we put it down. And you cost yourself the game!
Arthur: Arrrrghhh!!!Chris: Sorry Arthur. Your history! All aboard the Time Machine!
*Everyone climbs up into the Time Machine*
Arthur: Fine! Forget you all then![/color]
*Two pilgrims walk up behind Arthur and knock him out*
Chris: Make sure he gets back with no problems ok?
*Both pilgrims nod and drag him away*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA HISTORY:A man once said...I have a dream! Until the day 14 Teenagers ruined it!
*Shows the players dressed like Hippies*All of the players are in for the moving, heartwarming speech of all time...
*Shows
Phyllis tearing up*
Unless someone interrupts it!
Shanaynay: Hey King? Ill let you finish and all but...I bet I have a better speech than you!*Shanaynay throws the microphone down and runs*What will happen? And who will be eliminated?
*Flashes to the 14 Players faces*Find out next time on Total Drama History!!!
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